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I did not come on Friday, July 8 at the job for family reasons.I called the day before and was told that his wife tomorrow, ieposture, the day before already, after I go to work will lover.And so I stayed near the house to watch.After waiting until lunch I was hungry and decided to go away for the nearest chocolate shop.And when I bought Snikers peripheral vision saw that the entrance came a suspicious type.I ran after him and forgot to pay for a chocolate bar.
When I went inside, he was already on our third floor.I quickly ran up and saw that he was standing outside our door.Then my patience was over and I hit him on the fly.He fell, and I began to beat him and prigovariivat: "Do not fucking hang around in other people's wives."At this time, the door opened and my neighbor began yelling hysterically.I pulled away from the man, he was lying and did not move.Then I came home and hit his wife.She ran away and closed the bathroom.While I cracked bath police came and arrested me.
turned out of the kiosk saleswoman called the police and said that I stole her chocolate bar and ran into the entrance.When police entered the staircase and climbed to the third floor, then I saw a man beaten and screaming neighbor.A man has recovered and his neighbor wiped blood.They said that the guy I beat of hooliganism.Then I also said, and his wife.As a result, I have brought the case, My wife left me and I chyut not put in the detention center, and then laughed when understood and released.But it does not hurt, but the fact that this guy really a lover of his wife, but not mine, and my neighbor, and I got a call accidentally pressing the wrong last digit when dialing a phone.I have a "0", as a neighbor, "9".A wife of a bitch went to her lover.It appeared to be the fucking neighbor, whose honor I defended.Here is a Santa Barbara.In connection with the above, please get in my difficult situation and not dismiss me.Call in advance, I could not because his wife could be heard, and that a suspect. "
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