Stages of a long journey - from birth to death ...
ABOUT years.
NDA.That crowded around and zyryat, zyryat!What, baby girls have not seen?Take you, for God's sake, your toys, spinning chump!Oh, my mother came: it is necessary to smile, she gives eat ... Yes, you've put me in my place, let pokakat easy!
5 years.
Oh, well, I can not.Why do they have a cock, and we do not have ?!Today, with Tanya and Masha learned to write stand to Kolka Dimka win when they have to tubzike podsteregut and of its pipisek will be watered.Well, I married for Kolka did not go, he is a fool - it now bake at Tatiana Sergeyevna sick ...
10 years.
some freaks!Just assholes!Why did they take to school?Petrov all week beats me over the head with a portfolio - fell in love, and I like Ivanov.I wrote him a note and he thought it was Tanya, and she began to throw rag - in love ... That's stupid, I stole a Man!
13 years.
all.Life is over.I am a mutant.All have long periods, and I do not - and suddenly I'm not a woman ?!And where the breast ?!I measure it every day and cabbage zhru - farts like an elephant, and nothing grows!Masha yesterday kissed the present!He says that's cool, but wet and smells like beer.She promised to teach us with Tanya ... Well, when I already monthly begin ?!
16 years.
all.Life is over.I - an old maid!Already all around for a long time t ... and I go with spots like a fool.Yesterday Petrova in the hut just has not happened, and I have monthly!Why, why it always?!.
20 years.
Oh, bliiin ... Who are you ?!And Sasha ... nice to meet you, we are with you today ... that, right?Oooh ... you ... you ... could not have with me my carcass clean, very want to write.Wow, what a hairy ... I wonder, my hands yesterday in his back are not confused?It's a pity that I do not remember anything ... Sasha, and you marry me?Gaaa, relax, I'm kidding ... all tomorrow I do not drink, do not smoke and have sex only with familiar males.Oooh ...
25 years.
Well, why did not he make me an offer ?!Three years together, where he still finds a fool who will nurse him in play and comb the hair on the back ?!I mastered the technique of anal sex and recipes of his mom what he want?Well, no - do not go, the bastard.From Russian women no one is not so easy to leave!
30 years.
Lord, well, why should I associate with this asshole ?!Just five years after the wedding, and instead of her husband - a balding pudding why I just like his mother learned to cook ?!Urgent need to find a lover - a young, lean and tanned.The droplets ... mmm ... Well stop snoring, reptile, wife to work tomorrow!
45 years.
I again berry, according to the pope - orange.Yesterday the first betrayed her husband with the neighbor on giving - pulled weeds, ran, grabbed ... uuuh!It is a shame something like, the main thing that did not recognize me.Hurry weekend, much work remains in the beds! ..
60 years.
old fool, a graduate student left.Where did you get away from me?Those in favor of your medicines will follow, laxative brewing and bald spot scratching your bedtime?Well, I come back, my ruin.Was love?So clever, go wash your hands and sit down to measure the pressure.
80 years.
NDA.That crowded around and zyryat, zyryat !!!!!!
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