young man dropped from his shoulder coat came to the rescue in the hands of a footman, spun in front of the mirror, looking round on all sides, and pinching on the go foppish mustache, he entered the hall.
- What are you going next table, sir?Near the scene?Or someone would expect - have offices pointimnee - jumped to his sex.
young man looked around the restaurant, and stuck out his chin:
- In the center of the room, my dear.
Sexual rushed to turn the chairs and Shyogol strode to the table.
- Very recommend veal today, sir, sir!Also today, we have lobster-s fresh!
- A Single Bring me a bottle of vodka Shustov, darling!- Shyogol sat down on the chair back, crossed his legs and pulled out his cigarette case.
- Here, sir, if you please - wine list.To advise veal Beaujolais ...
- Shustov vodka, "Rowan" - you have, I hope?
- So master the same - some vodka, for pity's sake, sir?We have a decent restaurant, a cellar, a wine list to cancel two hundred varieties of wines, with ... - hurt shrugged sex.
young man, rising from his chair, his jacket and odёrnul, rasschitannnym the scandal with a loud voice, asked: "Ka-a-ak? In your diner does not have Shustov" Ryabinovaya "???"
- Do not you worry, sir, sir, this second!- Sexual sin away grabbed the salt shaker from the table and gravy boat and ran deep into the hall, to the unmarked door, hiding behind a thick curtain.Putting gravy boat on the table against the wall, he smoothed his hair, pushed back the heavy curtain and knocked.
- Who's there?- I rang the door annoyed voice.
- Yegor Vasilyevich, it's me, Fedor - sexual smiled sweetly oak trim, - I'm sorry to disturb you, but there again the spam come ...
- Well, I told you, Fedor - for nothing does not bother me.Himself something you can not erase it?
- Realized Egor Vasilevich, fault - Sexual again bowed oak architraves and, sighing, went to the kitchen.
- Simon?- Squinting in the spirit of cuisine paired, sexual cupped his hands to his mouth and shouting over the sound of the tinkling of pots and knives, called once more - Semё-e-yong!
- What do you want?- A great cook pulled away from deboned carcasses polurazdelannoy and wiping the sweat from his forehead with his hand, compressing the terrible sword, he turned to sex.
- There again came the ... Spam which - by sight alone cook, sexual instinctively backed away, - told the owner to pulverize.
- Okay - a huge chef odёrnul beef blood-drenched apron and cleaver tucked in his belt, - Come on, you show ...
seeing sex, lounging in a chair Shyogol jabbed his cigarette in the ashtray cigarettes - Well, finally!Well, you found a Shustov?The most remarkable, the best vodka in the world?
- Now there will, - a slight movement of the finger pushing sex so that he groaned and ran to a nearby table and began grimacing, rubbing his bruised side to Shchegolev, wiping apron wet hands, walked between the tables chef Simon - now together look forand everything, everything, everything there will ... Well, sir, get up - went to look for?When sexual
went to a small table against the wall to take out extra gravy boat, the door opened a crack behind the curtain, and seemed on the verge of the host institution.Sexual immediately bent into a bow:
- erased spam, Egor Vasilevich, with God's help erased.
- Well, you see, that if he could not, Fedor?- The owner thoughtfully crossed - Yeah, then I thought, you know what - get still somewhere a bottle of this very Shustov blueprints, and if still some freak Godmother us demand that swipes, let Semen him the bottle straightshove in the ass, in the ass on the bottom of a thing!
- Realized Yegor Vasilyevich, do not you worry!
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"Order of the marketing department of the Firm" L.N. Shustov sons ":
1. Thanks to the selfless work of our marketing, selling vodka" Rowan "in the past year have increased threefold. Way to go, guys!
2. By popular demand our marketers vodka" Rowan "will now be dispensednarrow bottle with a thin neck. I hope this will help our employees in their hard work.
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