• The wife asks her husband in the morning:
- Honey, do you remember what day?
Husband:
- Of course, how could you think that I have forgotten!
wife hugs, kisses ... and goes to work.His wife stays at home.At 12:00 the doorbell, on the threshold of a messenger with a luxury bouquet of flowers.A couple of hours another call, this time a messenger with a huge box of her favorite chocolates and a bottle of wine collector.In a few hours, a third messenger brings dorogushchee evening dress by Dior.The wife in ecstasy.Outfit, sitting, eating candy, drinking wine, admiring the flowers, trembling in anticipation of her husband's return.He comes home with his wife before the threshold falls to one knee and presents elegant diamond necklace.Wife tries gift, looks in the mirror, is fully satisfied with myself.After that catches her husband in the neck and gasping with delight, she says:
- Honey you're so wonderful, so attentive.I have never in my life had such a wonderful day parachutists !!!
• The bride says to the groom:
- After the wedding, I'll let you kiss me where I still have no kissing.
- And where is it?- Asks the groom.
- Hawaii!
• - Girl, you go next? .. What are you looking at me like? .. I do not want you to get acquainted.I just want to know, you go out or not.
- No really.Met.Now all ...
• Keep an eye on things, Cinderella!
- Why is that?
- Your kucher- rat!
• - Home Alone?I'll drop by 10 minutes
- Come on, heap up, grandmother Offline still sitting
- Where?
- Yes on a bench at the entrance
• aunt came to the artist and asked to draw a portrait of her:
- Just draw with brylyantovym necklace around her neck,
with ruby earrings in his ears, with garnet bracelet on the wrist and a gold Rolex on his arm!
- But you also do not have any of it!Why would you?
- you draw, and I'm going to hang this portrait at home!Now imagine that if I die before my husband, he essno old male, immediately marries young, then-then it will suffer, trying to find these jewels ... !!!
• People sign.If the husband grew horns - so not all men yesterday watched football ...
• The husband says to his wife: "Honey, I got sick ..."
wife: "Drink this poison thing ...."
Husband "!!!!! ??? ??? "
Wife:" Oh, dear, reservation ..... Drink herbal teas!
• President of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedov visited the volcano Eyjafjallajökull. Both were surprised.
• She decided to breakrelationship with her boyfriend, sharpen it, in her opinion, all the while correcting her. She came to his house and said:
- Eddie, we need to talk seriously.
- My name is Jura.
- You see ?! What would younot tell you it is not so!
• Sitting parrot and looks like grandmother chicken soup puts.
- May be enough over the body to scoff?
• Gerasim grabbed Kashtanka and drags her to the river. She screams:
- Hey you, village, Turgenev and Chekhov again confused.
• - Girl, what are you doing tonight?
- Call me tomorrow, I will tell.
• Girls Boys:
- Dear, you have exceeded the limit border spatial continuum.
- What?
- Hands removed quickly!
• - What are the top distraction?
- When a husband brings his wife a bracelet from a trip, and his mistress - his dirty shirt.
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