Fun, witty, fun ..
Our daughter cheerful period began.Public parking sit three boys, two on the bench, the third in front of them squatting in gopnikovski.Julia commented:
- Uncle cocoa - was silent, and so accusingly added - in the pants.
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was visiting little sister.At the mountain's nephew - has broken a favorite toy.
comforted him as best I can, among other things, utter the phrase:
- Vasya, well, do not worry, you still all ahead!John, almost in tears:
- What Lies Ahead?In front of my face and just pisya! ..
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Suits me today my daughter (4 years 9 months) with a question that brought me into a stupor:
- Mom, do you like my love?With or without the mind?
- Hmm!How is it?!
- Well, that's my grandmother loves me crazy, Dad - crazy, do not you?
- Obviously, my daughter ... I love you, my darling, with the mind.I feed you, comb put to sleep, play ...
- I think so, you're the only smart for us.And they - crazy!
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Little Micah (2 years 10 months) crying:
- I will not be so-oo-oo ...
- What you do not?
- Nothing will-at ...
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Niece Katia (2 years) goes to the bathroom, where my grandfather came back from the beach, clears heat.
- What are you doing, my grandfather?
- Briefs erase, granddaughter!
Kate whispers:
- described?
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Lera:
- I do not want to eat porridge!
Dad:
- porridge to eat from her kids grow fast.
- I want to rise from the hot dogs!
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sit, read and Masha (7 years), the tale of Ali Baba and the robbers.We got to the caves with gold.I admire the colorful delights of the figure, an abundance of riches, enthusiastically say:
- I would take myself this gilded pitcher ... And you, Mary, what?
answer was dry and brief:
- I would gazelki all exported.
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evening play, fooling around with Proshikom (3 years).I am driving him into a corner, making a scary face and growl creepy voice:
- I'm someone Sh oo tin-ee-eat!
He cackles from ear to ear:
- No, do not eat!
- Why?
- And you do not eat after six!
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Saturday morning.Papa Bear wakes:
- Bear, come with me for the pump!
- No really.I am here for the warmth and good.
- so not right now, in an hour.
- and an hour later you will be warm and well.
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Yarik (3 years 4 months) came with her mother to the grandmother and the dog barking and did not recognize them.
Mom:
- Yes, you shut up!Well, you're barking ?!
Yarik:
- work at it so ...
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child walking in the park with his grandparents, a bee flew.
- Grandfather, driving me to the bee, and it is now make me honey!
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Meeting with the children at the site.There is a girl (12 years) in shorts and without a shirt.Children me twitch:
- Look, girl naked!
I muttered:
- No naked and topless.
nephew (10 years old) heard in its own way, and said:
- Yes, yes, of the forest is necessary, but not to the playground to drive!
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husband's parents in the hallway hang elk antlers.Juliana (2 years) saw his grandfather asks:
- Father, what is this?
- Horn.
- Your?
grandfather, barely restraining himself:
- tights.
- Come on, Grandpa, your ...
should have seen to this point, my grandmother!
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Sasha (6 years):
- now get a slap!
Kirill:
- Do you know where the back plate, then?
- So, in your ear ladies!
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Zarina (4 years) looking advertising canned cat "cat crazy Whiskas" and says:
- Mom, we will not buy our Mielke "Whiskas", it at us and so bad.
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Sasha (3.5 years) playing with a puppy and suddenly began to lick the sofa.My grandmother saw him and began to scold:
- Sasha, what are you doing!It is impossible to lick sofa on infectious microbes live there, you can get sick!
Two days later my grandmother was unwell and was lying in bed.Sasha walked up to her and asked sadly:
- What, grandma, couch licking?
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ask Alice (8 years):
- What are you doing, Zai?
- I draw.
- What do you paint?
- apartment.
- Our?
- No, this is supposed to be.
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story in two acts.Action first.
I asked my daughter (3 years 9 months):
- Ladushka than you fed in the garden?
- Well ... the fish was ... at first I did not want her there, but the teacher said that you need to eat fish to be smart ... and I all ate!
- And the fish that was?
- Potatoes.But I did not eat potatoes.
- Why?
- So after all of the potatoes do not get smart!
Act II.
yesterday, taking the child, asking the same traditional question:
- Well, he's been in the garden in the afternoon?
- Fish and chips!
Remembering previous conversation, I say yes, inquiring:
- Fish course you ate? ..
- Nope!- Discourages me a child.
- Why?From the fish are smart!
- I already and so clever!
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Foolish elders told about horoscopes.Situation: I - a cat, a man - a dog, the older - chicken, fine - pig.Small listened, listened and said:
- I do not pig, and the princess, and you - the zoo!
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When my girlfriend was pregnant with her third child, she tried until recently did not initiate this older daughters - with them, this topic was not discussed.Once their grandmother made a joking remark of one of the girls (4.5 years):
- Ksenia enough cookies to burst, and then get fat ... Look, Mom - Naela belly.
child (hotly):
- No, woman, mother did not fat!- Go to a whisper - she is pregnant ... But she did not yet know.
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Aska (4 years 9 months) playing on the playground in the garden.Good girl from the group, and that requires a commanding tone (alas, did not hear that).Citing the fact that she is a princess and everyone here must obey it.Asyanya:
- Princess?I feechka.You will offend me -'ll turn back into a frog!
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at corporate about my raising at the beginning between the first toast at a table someone farted.The staff friendly, some came with their wives and children.My 5-year-old son Ivan:
- F-oo-oo-oo, who navonyal ?!Here gendira wife, she is his deputy (corporate errands - Krupskaya), began to lecture:
- You did the parents did not say so ugly to say? .. Vanya (interrupting):
- You what ?!
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turns out, the child is 4.5 years old may have consciously joke:
- Mommy, where are you?
- I'm here.
- Nooo ... Here I am - you is not here!
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I ask the child known riddle:
"That gets fat, it loses weight, the whole hut voice" (Answer - an accordion).The child is 5 years old, did not hesitate to respond:
- Mama!
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Children rummage in my mother's bag.Mom:
- Are not you ashamed?Ugly delve into someone else's bag!
- Mom, you have someone else's bag ?!
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With daughter learn to count on the fingers.A little later, she suddenly rolled crying.
- Yanochka, what happened?
- Dad, Mom, I'm 11 years will never be !!!
- Why?
- fingers are not enough!
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Lera (5 years): - I do not want to go to school, and work will not go, will not do anything!
- And how are you going to live, buy food and clothes?
- A man we what? ...
even did not know what to answer.I sit in thought ...
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vied with each other trying to explain to a grandmother four-year Anton, how to behave.Educability finish gives us calm and firm voice says:
- I'm not going to listen to the advice of the former girls!
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- Nothing, grandpa to death healed.
- Why to death something ?!
- So in fact, the wedding-something no longer in sight ...
* * * Junior pushes the curtain:
- Mom!And the sun went to bed?
- Yes.
- He was up early tomorrow?
- Yes.
Minute pause.
- Yes ... I would not want to work that way ...
* * * - You do not now the teacher scolded?
Varia (2 years 10 months):
- No, do not swear.I am well behaved ... And even when standing in the corner, I did not cry.
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man whose wife is about to give birth, is preparing for this event his five year old daughter:
- Helen, our home will soon visit the stork.
- Oh, how could he not frightened mother.
- Why?
- Do not you know, Dad, as pregnant women acutely react to everything?
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Arina pulled out of the cupboard jar of honey, armed with a tablespoon and knead into a single entity.For this case it zastaёt grandfather and rightly indignant:
- Uh-uh, so it will not work!
- This is why "will not do"?I goes well!
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colleague gave her son to kindergarten.He looked like a couple of weeks, then turned sour.Parents come to torture:
- What happened, why did not you want to go?
He hesitated and said:
- Danilka said pussy tear when I told him my car will not let play.Car I will not ...
meaningful pause.
Parents cheered:
- What do you mean, my son!He's fun!He jokes!
Baby sad:
- Olechka out too doll did not give ... Where is her pussy?
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