German and Swiss insurance companies have shared funny quotes its customers.
I filled out so many papers that I was starting to feel sorry that my beloved husband died.
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I thought the window was open and stuck in his head, but found it closed.
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My husband started eating breakfast, sitting on the toilet, the toilet seat and then break.
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During the dance classes I jumped, and my partner had to maintain, but the ceiling close to my head faster than expected.
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I joined the sect and I know now that I will live forever.So I refuse life insurance.
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I lied to your insurance agent, and therefore I can not sleep.I send you 200 euros, and if I can not sleep, and on, and send the remaining money.
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send you all that's left of my husband.
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Yes, Paul is suffering from a mental disorder and often hangs.But if you long for him no one comes, he pulls himself out of the loop.
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Enclosed photocopy of the mother-asking process.
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vet so I can professionally assess the state of his wife.
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Farm does not bring any income.After the death of my husband from our farms disappeared last beast.
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My wife got out of bed and fell on the balcony door.The last time when a similar attempt to get up, she fell to the radiator.
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No, I do not need life insurance.I want the family really upset when I die.
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I do not want to vaccinate their children.My friend Lotta imparted to the child, and soon after he fell out of the window.
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My daughter broke her leg, because these women never want to wear normal shoes.
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In its reply to my letter of June 26, requesting through you kindly call me "Fraulein", which in combination with my name Friedrich gives rise to the suspicion distressing.
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At the intersection with me had a sudden attack of color blindness.
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Even before I hit him, it was clear that the old man will not reach the other side of the street.
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in an accident no one was hurt, and my car is in Frau K. became pregnant.
Articles Source: fresher.ru
