Funny quotes from the chats ...
He: And what's your phone?She
: Beautiful
It: A Model?:-)
She: No, what?
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xxx: Misha, greedy not be good!
yyy: who is bad?I like
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Seele: I slowly take off stockings ..
fLAy: a clothesline?
Seele: Infection
Seele: From head robber, blah
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Vlal: How it all got.That drop everything and go to the army!
radiomanka: I'll wait for you!
Vlal: That's what I'm most afraid of and ...
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Death: I'll come tomorrow at 10
Lexa: Damn, Olga!Change your nickname!
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ketti: Hi !!!!!!!!!!!!Let's get acquainted !!!
Lord: Hello.Come on.How old are you?
ketti: 12. And you?
Lord: Mmmmm.30. Mama pretty?
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Alex: Dude, you are not forgotten Nitsche at my house?%))))
Lysyy_Gnom: Yes, no, conductive pozhi
Lysyy_Gnom: cigarettes, Mobile, More Th ...
Lysyy_Gnom Let not all nishtyak and sho it?
Alex: Yes, not all is well, your power with my daughter sitting Disney looks to me that FSUs, sitting high
Lysyy_Gnom: bl ** k!Right now I will dude, sorry !!!!
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Betty: Let's go to the movies tomorrow?
Sokol: I have a girl !!!
Betty: I'm your girl stoned idiot !!!!!
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she: Kostik, things ace not say, but I ...
She: I'm pregnant ...
she: aauu you glad?She
: Kostik?
He: it is not, he walked away.
she: oh.and who is it?He
: apparently a grandmother
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Husband: - What comes Tesza?
Wife: - A number or horseradish?
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xxx: Wow!Who is online so late!Why do not you sleep?
yyy: Yeah, I can not sleep, mosquitoes landed, buzzing in his ear.
xxx: You turn on some relaxing drive.
yyy: Do you think that sleep?
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xxx: So he is married ???Bliiiin (((
xxx: Although, you know, for a long time, I noticed that he has something ...
yyy: Yeah, a wedding ring
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Jay_White: Listen .. If the tabledrops a spoon - a woman come so?
d_VoiNick: Yeah
Jay_White: If the plug - evil woman ..
d_VoiNick: Well
Jay_White: If the knife - a man ..
Jay_White: The question arises - what should fallto come to an evil man? =)
d_VoiNick: server blasphemy
*** It: If the neighbors would scream and wake the baby, knock them into the wall.
He: Che? Child in the wall ???
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xxx: hedgehogs die from the smoke, and hedgehogs - orderlies forests. Without hedgehogs and foxes begin to starve often run out for people, foxes and the rabid bite ...
xxx: and the smoke disappeared mosquitoes, frogs, and have nothing to eatthey die, no frogs - no herons.
yyy: You're trying to say that we now have in place the mosquitoes will bite the fox?
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xxx: ", and sent wicked stepmother patcheritsu the forest. For ..."
xxx: uh, for what it is it sent?
yyy: for patches!
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Nimphette (17:05): CAG pishetsa Videsh or see?
Sasha (17:05): ish
Sasha (17:07): I would be in your place first understand the word "CAG"
Nimphette (17:07): a tag that is not?
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Doddy: Yes Policeman braked ...
Gfif: Che wanted?
Doddy: Well, Che, Che?Friday evening.Ask stupid questions and carefully sniffed my answers ...
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xxx: I'm not looking for easy ways!
yyy: you treat teeth at the proctologist?
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xxx: mom called today.She said that yesterday I heard on TV that the children sit at the computer because they do not udilyayut parents attention.
xxx: then I said that from that day I udilyayut attention
xxx: and asked to wash her sundress ....
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nnn: Does the people?I believe that people change.It is only necessary sufficiently strong impact.
rrr: change course.Not the fact that the better
lll: change course.Prince Golitsyn, remember once bartered excellent English greyhound puppy two yard girls and the driver.
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well for multiple sclerosis with dumplings I have something!
then forgot to turn off, then buy forgot bought - cook forgot
climax today - bought put to boil, boil water - realized that he had forgotten the dumplings in a store
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M: Look, even condoms without lubricationexist?
N: What, found herself someone?)
M: No.Just think of what a cell wrap to hang around in the shower ICQ.
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Takuto: Damn, I have eggs frozen ...
Moonlight: Sit on the battery.
Takuto: Do not those bonehead!
Takuto: For hung window products ... became yaishnitsu fry, and they do not break the damn thing!
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xxx: bought a car, does not go something
zzz: for how much?
xxx: 18 tr
zzz: I bought a fridge for so much, too, does not go ...
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Anton: Want verse?
-I remember a wonderful moment:
front of me was you,
Like a fleeting vision,
How genius of pure beauty.
Lera how beautiful ... you're so cute, for me, no one did not compose poems ...
Anton:%) Well, I'm shocked ... you know, rushing me today, I'm now so much poetry nasochinyali
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