Dweeb

- mother, grandmother, aunt, Lena and Light - Yulia radiated happiness.- I want you to meet!This is Sasha.Sasha - my fiance.

Sasha stood in the hallway pasted cheerful wallpaper with stars elegant as the Kremlin Christmas tree.He rarely got acquainted with the girls and their families was depressed because of their seriousness.From the kitchen came out badly battered copy of Little Yulia in a bathrobe and slippers.

- Someone Who's Sasha?- Mom asked Yulia, wiping her wet hands on her gown.

- Sasha - my boyfriend!- Yulia understated bar.

- Nice to meet you!- Sasha snapped and went to flattery.- You are remarkably similar to Yulia.I would meet on the street - would oboznalsya.

- It's in your eyesight is weak?- I asked suspiciously mum at Little Yulia.- Choyta twenty years he is going to not notice the difference?

- OK from his eyes.And not twenty, and twenty-three.- Yulia cut.- What do you like the most, then?Compliment it.Gallant, and, in my opinion.

- normally do.- Mom sighed.- I've been growing up, growing up, old, old, and, thanks to this scoundrel, everything went down the drain?

- What floor I suddenly scoundrel?- Outraged Sasha.

rustled in the toilet water, the door opened and there appeared Aunt Little Yulia.

- Nice to meet you.- Buzzed Aunt, advancing on Sasha and extending his hand.

Yulia overshadowed Sasha himself and politely told her aunt:

- wash your hands, and then you climb ruchkatsya.How many times to talk.

- Oh, I'm so scattered.Milpardon ladies.- Shyly mumbled Aunt and left the bathroom.

- As there are a scoundrel.- Referring to nowhere, my mother said.- For a woman hid from the handshakes.

- Mom, I honestly do not understand you.- Yulia offended.- Well, that's what you gentlemen scare my interest?Why are you against my happiness?

- I do not mind yours.- Mom said.- I am against his happiness.I do it all the first time I've seen.Choyta I will equip him happiness?

From a child's room with shrieks were two cousins ​​Yulia, Lena and Light.Lena and Light were the same age Little Yulia.They looked and looked around the Sasha climbed to cuddle with him in turn.While Lena Yulia held, cuddled Light.Then, snarling Yulia keep the lights and cuddled Lena.Sasha embarrassment puffing.

- already well.- I interrupted Yulia ritual.- On the third go around him.

- Oh, nothing, nothing.- I tried to pay off the looming conflict Alexander.- I is not difficult.

- As there are a scoundrel.- Mom stated.- When you live a bride.Not to knock her for decency first.

Sasha was confused even more and began to examine his shoes.

- Baaab and baaab?- Yulia yelled.- Go out to meet?

- With whom?- Asked out of the room.

- With my fiance.- Yulia cried and explained Sasha - Nedoslyshit it at us.

- I hear everything.- Grandma retorted.- I just ignore sometimes.

- Well, get out, no?- Yulia yelled again.

Grandma pointedly did not answer.From the bathroom there was a made-up and coiffed aunt.

- Mom ignores.- She told Sasha.- It will not do it.She grooms from Yulkinyh already tired.Julia leads them in batches, and my mother to get up, go out of the room ...

- And my health is not the same.- Declared the grandmother of the room.- Okay least once a week.And that in fact every day for the groom.

- Wait here, Sasha.- Asked Yulia, heading briskly into the room.- I will not be long.I'll kill somebody or other and back.

- do not need help?- Asked Sasha.- I is not difficult.I'd rather sit in prison than those with a stay here.

- Afraid.- Mom chuckled softly.- Darling so.Straight kitten.

- Yeah.- Aunt Sasha stroked back - Lan Scared Straight.Bambi all this.This is it we still have not seen in a quarrel.

Sasha was covered with sweat and pressed to the front door.

- Women and women.- He said.- Do not scare me, for Christ's sake.Well I understand that you're all alone and men do not really trust.So many women in a two-bedroom - is there ... I understand.

- What floor we are alone, then?- Protested in unison mother, aunt, Sveta, Lena and her grandmother out of the room.- It's all right with us.

- Four here.- Piecemeal male voices boomed from the second child.- We have just pocketed.

- Wait, wait ... - Sasha did not understand.- Yulia did not say that the Pope is living with you.

- Right.- Dad boomed from the second child.- Unless there is life?You are ... Sasha, let's end there and our children's.We need a fourth for the preference.We write - me, you, uncle and grandfather.

- Ha!- Said Lena and Light.- We have you on the week even give her.You will be a fool to fight.

Sasha suddenly screamed, pulled the door handle, jumped out of the apartment and in two jumps jumping stairs, ran down.

- And it does not like.- Mom sighed and drew another star on the wallpaper.- Wimps.

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