Believe me, some of their reasoning is clearly written to coincide with the following ...
1. Foreign girl (even the former married for many years) is much more reliable than domestic.
2. The German girls are the best;Japanese Koreans better;Chinese women attractive, but often suffer from;Russian married to a lack of money;Italians are beautiful, but expensive;American is too greedy;Englishwoman good, but ....
3. Immediately after the wedding should be invited to visit all the friends that they admired the girl, touched her ass, asked about the size of the breast.
4. The better feed the girl, so she frolicked in bed.
5. Condoms should be changed twice a year - in spring and autumn.Moreover, you can use the b / y.In the winter better than condoms with pimples.
6. Ideal: to marry a virgin, and three years later to replace it with a new.
7. Twice a year, a new girl have to drive for a visit to the doctor, even if it did not hurt.
8. If a girl is not a new one, then to the doctor it is necessary to conduct only when she was seriously ill.Moreover, doctors in garages are treated no worse, but much cheaper.
9. Its a girl better than publicly available, but much more expensive.
10. Big ass is good.
11. She need for themselves, but in any case be useful to include family and friends in the marriage contract.
12. Kiss of two girls - a terrible evil.
13. In order to understand whether or not to marry a girl, once is enough to sleep with her.
14. If the future wife was not a virgin, then choose it from the best specialists.
15. The girl is not a luxury but a means of satisfaction.
16. If a condom breaks, then immediately interrupt sex, otherwise you and the girl can die.
17. If you feel that a girl begins to mope - immediately get rid of it until she became ill seriously!
18. The more often a woman to have sex, the more likely it will break.
19. Especially prized old woman, the richest people of the planet itself collect the whole harems old ladies.
20. From 2-3 dead women artisans collect one, enliven it and make a match with forged documents.
21. During a meeting with the girl drunk by six months can lose the right to meet with any of the girls.In addition to the public - very thick and sluggish.
22. When you select a girl to consider in advance, it is right-handed or left-handed.
23. If she runs, it is time to change the pads.
24. Some girls in the winter need more foreplay.
25. When a woman has its own, stop using public.Well, unless in case of emergency, and that then the whole Izvorche and go back to his girlfriend happy.
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