Excerpts from the book "Disorder in the American Courts" - expressions uttered by the people in the courtroom and in fact word for word written judicial secretaries, and subsequently published.
LAWYER: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I usually just lying.
LAWYER: And now, Doctor, is it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he does not know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: You really managed to pass the exam a lawyer?
LAWYER: Your youngest son, twenty years, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty ... Similarly, the level of your IQ.
LAWYER: Were you present when your picture was sdelalna?
WITNESS: Are you fucking kidding me?
LAWYER: So, the eighth day of conception was the morning of August?
LAWYER: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: I'm fucked.
Lawyer: She had three children ... So?
LAWYER: How many of them were boys?
LAWYER: And how many girls?
DEFENDANT: Your Honor, I think I need another lawyer ... You can not fool me a lawyer?
LAWYER: The connection was interrupted your marriage?
WITNESS: In connection with the death.
LAWYER: And in connection with whose death it was EXACTLY interrupted?
WITNESS: Guess ...
LAWYER: Could you describe that person?
WITNESS: He was of medium height and he had a beard.
LAWYER: It was a man or a woman?
WITNESS: If the city did not come to the circus, I think it was a man.
LAWYER: Doctor, how many autopsies you had to spend on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.Live - strongly resisted.
LAWYER: Do you remember the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around eight-thirty in the evening.
LAWYER: And Mr. Denton was dead at the beginning of the autopsy?
WITNESS: If not, then at the end of the autopsy, he was definitely dead.
LAWYER: Your qualification allows you to take a urine test?
WITNESS: And your allows you to ask such questions?
And for a snack:
LAWYER: Doctor, before you begin the autopsy, you checked the pulse?
LAWYER: Did you check your blood pressure?
LAWYER: You are convinced that there is no breath?
LAWYER: Then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
LAWYER: Why are you so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was in a jar on my desk.
LAWYER: I see ... But nevertheless - whether the patient could still be alive?
WITNESS: Yes.It is possible that he was still alive, and even practiced in the field of jurisprudence.
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