giggle?
- Hello!I would like to name his son, Sergei.
- Sorry, but this name is already taken, try another.Free, for example, Sergey2050, _Sergey_, Ser-gay or Sergey-19.
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I found a bug in the girl.When you give her flowers, she forgives ...
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to work normally - Now click the X in the upper right corner.
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- Honey, you know that my gynecologist - a man?In a sense, he knows me better than you!
'Of course, because I - a simple user, and he - sysadmin ...
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Navikipedenny naguglennogo erudite man.
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- What is the beginning of the working day?
- This is when the red ICQ turn green!
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People!Who are we?For doctors - patients for prodavtsov- buyers for directors - working for the police - drivers for sledovatelya- suspects, but to webmasters in general we TRAFFIC ...
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now the highest level of depression - the removal of the pageVKontakte ...
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all so smart when the next Google ...
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And the first time you connected the Net, too, with the pretext of "swing essays?"
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Recent studies have shown that after you copy a long text, the mouse becomes heavier!
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Add button "Add button» ...
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Suffice it to any computer-related get-together to say something clever and bedrooms that you're a girl and all ... a lot of marriage proposals.
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order to age well, lacking only one thing - one percent of Microsoft.
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I sometimes get the feeling that when you look at the torrent, he hesitates and download speed drops.
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The most important thing when working with a computer - not to give him to understand that you're in a hurry ...
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I'm about to tell you is that you do not even Windows can not welcome!
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blonde 2:
- I downloaded the file from the Internet, and he told me was not needed.As it is now pumped back?
- Dura, because people like you on the Internet soon there will be all the files!
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Dear Parents, teach your children to eat with your left hand.Then, sitting at the computer, they will thank you
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Like it or not, and tea are always near the computer cools down faster ...
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Rumble in the chat:
- What sucker canWe went out and talk ?!
- If we go, then talk is definitely not be able to!))
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Belle, why do you have a nickname?
Tomahawk: And because call me Tom, and the nature of I - bull terrier bitch
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one careless click and you're in porn.
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it: let's have virtual sex
it: it does not, I have a virtual critical days
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boy asks his father:
- Dad, I come from?
- Oh, well, sooner or later you would still ask me this question, so listen ... your dad met your mother chatting.Then mom and dad met in an internet cafe, and there in the bathroom Mom wanted to make a few downloads from my father's joystick.Then, when the pope was ready to upload, we suddenly noticed that we have not installed a firewall ... but unfortunately, it was too late to press the CANCEL or ESC, and the window "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT start downloading?"We cut off at the very beginning in the options and properties.Mamin antivirus for a long time is not updated, and therefore did not see my father's Blaster worm.In general, we have pressed ENTER, and my mother opened a window "Expected download time: 9 months."
*** From the correspondence
reputable company Dzhenius!
Move on your keyboard the letter "S" out of the letters "B" and the letter "W" away from the "X"!
Thanks in advance.
Signature: Julia Zueva.
A company Dzhenius:
Dear Julia Zueva!We strongly recommend that you get married and change the name (or take back her maiden, if you are already married).As for the name, the name of Julia very well you would fit.
answer Julia Zueva:
reputable company Dzhenius!
My maiden name was Sudakov,
and the letters C and M on your keyboard are too close.
And no I'm not Julia!
A company Dzhenius:
Dear ..lya X ...!
us every day comes tueva hucha letters,
GRT any perch like you from around the world,
yuukv not save enough at all!
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