Funny modern proverbs

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early bird catches - he lives away from work.

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What child would not play, but would not hand

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our wider muzzle, the closer our ranks

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to the convent with his tired do not go.

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language to bring the killer

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And a woman with a cart, and the wolves are fed

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Not all the boobs that grows on the chest ...

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Who lead - and so nazhpeshsya.

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Wife legs, her husband horns.

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The farther into the woods - the thicker the guerrillas

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big ship - the big torpedo!

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Marry not attack, but how would he married, not divide.

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If you have nothing to do, then do not do it here !!!

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woman with a cart - a fun hour.

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One is safety - all in a forest smotpit.

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I'm not sad, I'm sober.

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For two hares chase - from both the face get

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better to relax in the summer than in the winter work.

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As the New Year meet, so the whole night under the table and lain

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How many guests do not feed sti

ll drunk

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With soap paradise and in a tent.

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Learning is light and ignorance - the darkness

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woman with a cart - in kobyla kups case.

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Bepegi honor smolody, if pozha kpiva.

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strive, to seek, to find and perepryatat!

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At any fear trouble will not save enough.

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with higher education and a shovel in the hands of the best kept.

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Small bug, but smelly.

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Do not hurry, and then have time.

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die from work and fish from the pond.

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have neighbor's cow died - a trifle, but nice.

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One head - well, while two - not nice.

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For a good cat, and in February and March.

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Took his chest, say something.

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who does not work, he will steal.

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Nothing spoils goal as getting

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He laughs best who laughs like a horse

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Snake your language does not bite.

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Hen grain by grain - the whole yard in g ... not ...

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The child played, as long as its not to make.

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Do you like to ride?Love and ride

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came, I saw, was bitten

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What child would not play, if only not to hang!

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In the hands of curves and rug hangs !!!

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Children - flowers of life.Berries are played vpe.ped ...

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Helegko obpesti dpyga.More tpydnee potepyat vpaga ...

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Hedgehog proud bird.Until pnesh not fly.

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jeep steeper the farther stomp the tractor!

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Seven paz otmep - Jobs dupakov loves.

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Do not put off until tomorrow what you can spend today.

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To save the souls of the heat - shut your mouth.

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first looking at the work of justice, and then - another job.

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Time heals, but for the money faster.

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Took up the ass - do not say that is not happy.

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old fool foolish young.

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have a bad husband wife always a fool.

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his dearer there when he leaves.

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and goods good, and the price of fun.

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Look Women's Council and do the opposite.

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obey their parents, and not the week to stay at home will be.

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hard to remember what it knew.

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farther into the forest, the more guerrillas.

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small valve - not put the water.

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Masha finger will not spoil

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Until seven times to measure out - others are already cut off ...

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Babu with a cart - the mare in a pose!

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What sober ditch drunk highway.

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tacked on late in the day when all around the House.

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not the rich who wind the price, and those who deal scrolls.

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not have a hundred rubles, and have hundred dollars.

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Many will know you sleep poorly

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two boots - sneakers

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Naked mother of invention.

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catch up and overtake, and we'll get stop!

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In a healthy body - healthy chair.

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fry bee - a little disconcerting.

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The larger cabinet - the louder the falls.

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Washable one who is too lazy to scratch!


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