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If you suffer from insomnia - take a laxative.To sleep, you still do not fall asleep, but at least you will have something to do.
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oil paint stains are not as noticeable on your clothes, if you do not wear it.
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If you have a leaky pipe in the apartment, do not rush to call the plumber.Perhaps, it will cause the neighbor below.
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Borrow money from pessimists, they need to know in advance that will not give up.
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Only ten grams of cannabis in toothpaste - and your kids begin to brush your teeth is not two, but three, four or even five times a day!
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can sleep twice as fast, if you count the two sheep at once.
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If the socks had not been washed for a long time, drive around the room, which is not cleaned for a long time - the socks will be much warmer, and the room is much cleaner
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If the approach to the sleeping man, and with all his strengthgarknut in his ear, "Thirteen!"- That he immediately jumped up and begin Ochumelov look around.This proves once again the nature of the mysterious magic number!
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Calculate the store where you bought your clothes Head, buy yourself exactly the same every day and wear it to work, what was your boss yesterday.This is especially effective if your boss - of the opposite sex with you.
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If the toilet is clogged, then put some papers on it plump and swung them crack the pillow!Result -soobschit!
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Svezheposazhennye fruit stains immediately treat with a 3% solution of IAA in perhloretane.Then after a year, and two, they will retain their original flavor, color, flavor and vitamins.
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If your husband came in the evening in the dirty raincoat - soak it.
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said insomnia is very good, when you begin to count sheep ... Igor, Eugene, Lesch, Sergei
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excerpt from the book on housekeeping, published in the 60s in the USSR:
"You have to remember that for the arrival of her husband from work - you need to prepare daily. Prepare the children, wash them, comb and change into clean, elegant clothes. They have to line up and greet his father, when he enters the door. For this case, do wearclean apron and try yourself to decorate - for example, tie into a hair bow. In conversations with her husband do not enter, remember how much he's tired, and that he has to go every day to the service for you - silently feed him, and only afteras he read the newspaper, you can try to talk to him. "
And from there, part of the "Tips for Men": "After committing an act of intimate with his wife, you have to let her go to the bathroom, but to follow it is not necessary, let her be alone. Maybe she wanted to cry."
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