Pearls: calls to veterinary service

When the call to the veterinary service, and this happens ...

- Tell me where you can buy a magic pill for all ills, which in Greece is on sale for 250 euros?

- Canary angrily throws and does not take away from the nest egg.Che do?

- stray dog ​​came to our shop, ate all the sausages and still does not go away.How to drive it?

- We have here is the elk, hit by a car.So you come somewhere and bury him taken to the cops for dinner got nothing.

- I accidentally Skurov with cigarette whether the tarantula, or a scorpion.What kind of cigarettes, you say?So each brought from Central Asia.

- Budgie sat on a hot griddle.Not already soars minutes 5. What happened to him?

- I have a dog kind of sad walks.What I cheer her up?

- We have a 2-month-old puppy chi-hua-hua.We have it randomly 3 days were not fed.Why did not she gets up, looks sad and often breathes?

Cut the cord kittens ?!What do you mean ?!And how will they defecate and write?

- We have a wild rat in the toilet, we have it with the brush, and she had bitten again dived.

slurred, but with feeling: - I bought cancer, wanted to cook and eat, and then I felt sorry for him.You do not tell us how to keep the crayfish and what to feed them?

- our cat 2:00 back electric shock.She still did not move.Do you think she's alive?

- From the street to the apartment burst into an unknown pit bull.Broke the mirror in the mirror, narychal us, he peed on the corner and was gone.He is not mad?

- Rottweiler stab wounds in the neck, the whole apartment in the blood.Do I need a doctor, or is itself somehow pass?

- We in the "Matrosskaya Tishina" bad pig gives birth.The hands are not given.We watered it with beer, so she calmed down.What next to do something?

- We rabbit tail accidentally damaged.Bleeding did not seem to see, but judging by the fact that the tail in my hand, it should be.

- Do not tell whether the address of a brothel for dogs?

- Here goose in the pond!Save !!!

- dove flew to the loggia and masturbates on the clothesline.What should I do?

- What to feed the cat when meat, fish, canned food and dry food he does not like?

- How to drive a falcon who flew to the gym, ate all the sparrows, and now stick to the students and their stings pigtails?

- Where in Moscow sold the milk of a bitch?

- We've got a cat with eggs and pussy.Everything hurts.What to do?

- I urgently need to know whether the sweat penguins?

- Should I cut the dog eye, if it does not recognize the owner?

- Do turtles that in the winter shed the armor?

- We gave our Collie bone.Now she is guarding her and not let anyone.Come and euthanize her in Figure!

- Our child was walking with a taxi and accidentally strangled her.We can she do to help?

- Our cat has been sick for two weeks.What he can URGENT help?


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