Otryvochki of school essay ...

Another selection of quotes from the school essay ...

"Oriole could not call her friend for help, because her mouth was clogged with worms" ... "One Oriole pulling the cat's ears, and another bite his heels".

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The poem is written in rhyme that is often seen in the poet.

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Monk brought me a look from under the tree aloe.

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Natasha wanted to say something, but opened the door shut her mouth.

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Anna Karenina did not find any real man therefore fell under the train.

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boy was afraid of depth, so swam ashore.

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Katerina did not let anyone touch their self-esteem.

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friend and I held hands and went in different directions.

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My best friend Alex even though he does not provide enough drinking cola and drinks and everything myself and then pretends to be drunk, he's still my friend.

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"only for a moment take a look at Paris ..." - wanted to Kutuzov.

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In the old monkey went naked, and when the glacier came, they were covered with hair, and it helped them become men ...

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Onegin was sick at heart, and so he went toTatiana relieve.

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Parents Ilya Mupomtsa pposto were farmers.

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Chapayev galloped into battle ahead of his horse.

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Kirbalmandynturbinkasy Barshidovich - so affectionately called his teacher villagers Beshmarkantygdanbay.We wish them good luck in this difficult matter !!!

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Grandpa Mazai took them all vulnerable water birds and went to exterminate other animals.

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in India since childhood, feminine walks with points on the forehead.

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Riverside milkmaid milking a cow, and reflected in the water all the way around.

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Throwing overboard Princess Mary ascended into the crowd, Stepan Razin became mentally stable and regained the trust of voters.

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Decembrists gained greater potency and poured it on the Senate Square.

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When my d.puguyu drowning, I bposilsya save him because he was wearing my swimming trunks.

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Kashchei Immortal kept his death in one of the two eggs, confusing Ivanushka.

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When the fog passeyalsya Prince saw tatapo-Mongol yoke.

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Dubrovsky long sought where Masha hollow.

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Old Prince Bolkonsky's son did not want a wedding with Natasha Rostova and gave him a year of probation.

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Plyushkin put in the middle of the room together and admired it for a long time.

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Pierre Pierre wore pants with high bibs.

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Nekhlyudov very fond of perfume and often they urinated.

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Alenushka sitting on a stone, and in the ass she blackens dark forest ...

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I really liked the character of the movie "Eugene Onegin", especially when dancing at the ball with Stirlitz.

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When I read the novel Gorky's "Mother", that he wanted to become a mother.

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And on his chest was a white scrotum (instead of the shirt-front).

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Each time, coming into the room Onegin, Tatiana became a woman.

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