1. Luxury apartments in New York expensive for most people, regardless of whether they work or not.
2. At least one of the two twins - born villain.
3. If you need to defuse a bomb, do not reflect which of the wires should be cut off.You can always choose the one that is needed.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to take over the communication systems of any hostile alien civilizations.
5. It makes no difference how many enemies you have to fight, if you're using a martial arts technique.Your enemies will wait patiently, dancing around, while you do not send one of them into the knockout.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom remains clearly visible, may be slightly darkened.
7. If you are good-looking blonde, then most likely, you will become a global expert on nuclear weapons at the age of 22 years.
8. Honest and hard working police usually die three days before retirement.
9. In order not to waste bullets galactic villains prefer to kill their sworn enemies through the most difficult tricks, such as the establishment of fuses powerful bombs, the use of deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks, which leads to the fact that the potential victims have atleast 20 minutes for a successful escape.
10. All beds have special blankets, with an L-shape to cover the woman up to the shoulders, and the man lying beside the ladies, only from the waist up.
11. The bag of every woman, coming out of the store will be a loaf of French bread.
12. Anyone will be able to land the plane if the control room will be someone to tell you how to do it.
13. The lipstick will never rub off, even if you're scuba diving.
14. You will likely be able to survive any battle if you do not make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your favorite shot home.
15. If you want to pass themselves off as a German or Russian, it is not necessary to speak their language, it is enough to speak with an accent.
16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
17. The man did not show signs of pain during the most severe torture, but shudder when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18. If the frame will be large glass windows, so soon after he kicked someone.
19. Being in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises source, wearing his most candid underwear.
20. Word processors never display a cursor, but always ask for "Enter Password".
21. If you are driving on a perfectly straight road you just need to turn the steering wheel sharply to the left to right every few seconds.
22. All bombs are built electronic counters the time with a big red scoreboard, so you always know exactly when they will explode.
23. Detective only can successfully investigate the matter when he removed from his duties.
24. If you want to dance in the street, any passer-counter you will know all of your dance pas.
25. Police departments are testing their employees so that, for sure, a couple had two complete opposites.
26. When foreign military ones, they prefer to talk to each other in English.
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