story really happened!
playing in theaters some heroic musical drama - love, death and other pathos.And a few hours before the performance I found that topically applied stuffed ice cream and sing the title role can not.Voice villages.As the saying goes, a good long time.
director - in a panic: tickets, as luck, bought a lot.
And then ... well, just like a Hollywood story on "So are the stars."It is the director a young horistochka and said that she always wanted this role, she knows all the arias that it is ready without any rehearsal all inveterate and play, etc., etc.
Well, the director, in general, especially to go nowhere.He waves his hand and produces young talent on stage.
But as soon as the curtain went up and opened his talent pretty mouth, immediately discovered that a Hollywood script in the steppes of Ukraine by no means pass.
wretched young creature sings, plays even worse.Directed by scene suffers.But do not stop the show, just started!
it comes to the second act.The climax: the heroine meets her former lover and the most pathetic moment calls his "Vby Me!"(Ie, "Kill me!" - The play is in Ukrainian).And the hero must do their dirty work.
Well, young talent on the stage, as it should be, throwing his hands and exclaims: "vby Me!".The hero rushes to her with a fake knife and then ...
We must assume that the actor's face was indeed brutal - hardship with a partner for the show!But anyway, as a young frightened horistochka seriously.And at the last moment I jumped aside.And so, and did not let themselves be killed - both as necessary.
Both stand.What to do - no one knows.Eventually horistochka decides to continue from the same point.Again, he spreads his arms and shouted: "vby Me!".Hero - her.And she, out of fear - again to the side!In general, history repeated itself for the third time.
But there is already a hero contrived, capture still a virgin, and, as it is necessary for the role, "killed."
At this point, behind the scenes had to break out the pathetic choir.But the choir has not burst.Do not struck it because of all the members of the choir and chorus stood, bent double, or rolling on the stage (for the back) in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
And they laughed because the director of the play, standing next to them and seeing what is happening on stage, began to beat my head against the nearest tube and says: "Catch it, su..u, and kill! Catch it, su ..y, and kill! ".
That's what brings people in the arts.
Articles Source: RUNET
