"Salty" language: What are the characteristics?

Remember the old Soviet film "We'll Live Till Monday"?Out of the mouth of one of the protagonists voiced phrase: "Happiness - it's when you realize," which became the leitmotif of films about love, about the most important and profound that sometimes so difficult to see, stop, move the shoulder and look straight in the eye ... Butour story is not about that, but the leitmotif remains the same: happiness - is when you understand.We will talk about this quite a new phenomenon as "salty" language.Let's look at all the details. "salty" language - what is it?

world of children's fantasies endlessly bright and unique.Some dreams disappear as soon as we grow up, others remain.They grow with us, modified, mudreyut, painted in new colors and sometimes already become part of a real, not imaginary world.Why is it so and not otherwise - a question that is impossible to answer.Our inner world is subject to other laws.They are at the bottom of the vast ocean.We can admire them through the thickness of turquoise crystal clear water.We can gain a deep breath, dive in the hope to get at least one of them, but the result - we have the power only for a moment to touch them because they are too deep, and too little oxygen ....

One such "infantile" inventions is a non-existent, a magical language that is spoken "favorites" - you and your close friends, and all others, mainly adults, stand on the sidelines and wondering what was going on.And then in the children's imagination, open all the doors - you can talk and come up with anything - the secrets will remain forever secret and the "magic" world no one would be subservient.Even if not all, many a child at least once fantasized about it.The proof is the large number of "affiliate" in the social networks to the group of "salty language."This association created specifically for those who know or want to learn how to speak the "salty," or as it is called "brick" language.

What is the "salt"?

"salty" language and have the children's idea that one day become a reality.On the one hand, if you accidentally somewhere hear the word "osodnosoklasassnisitsasa", you will be hard to understand what or who they are, on the other hand - everything is easy and simple: in a word after every vowel is added to the letter "c" andplus the same vowel.Now, go back a step back and re-read the mysterious word.Happened?That's right, this "classmate."Difficult?It is hardly the only - is unusual.Usually the study of any language starts with letters and sounds.In this case, a chapter entitled "The salty language, alphabet" can be omitted.Here the main thing - to follow the original scheme "vowel + with + vowel".And as you know from the curriculum, in the Russian language only 10 vowels.Thus, it turns out that combinations of letters AIA, ECE, ЁSЁ, ICI, CCA, CCD, YSY, ESE, Yuexiu, Yasya you eat after the relevant letters - "isigrasa" (play), "DOS" (house), "Yasha" (I).Those who the idea came to taste, who want to return to childhood, or just have some fun, you have to master the "salty" language.Teach him a long time it does not have to, and a great pastime you provided.As they say, any language takes practice.Therefore, learn, try, and maybe one day create his own unique "salty" language or "brick", or "plastic," or ... Although it is already there, and there are people elected, loved you, and loving you, who have alreadyunderstand your unique language and you understand them, and no one from the outside can not hear you because it's your world, the world that belongs only to you and your family and friends ....