Parent Meeting concourse reminiscent of the sect - all listen attentively to the teacher, then give him the money and thoughtfully diverge at dusk.
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friend is known in trouble, his wife - in poverty, and her husband - in the decree.
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to sleep, to sleep for 8 hours a day.And at night the same.
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turns out that the little girls dress is much more difficult than the big strip.The revelation of a young father.
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Nowadays, there are three kinds of men: 3D (house, tree, children), 3B (grandmother, sauna, women) and 3T (sneakers, tanks, tv) .... the first kind of dying out ...
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spoon for mom, dad of a spoon, a spoon for my grandmother ..... like that are taught from childhood to eat for three.
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Everyone has their own cockroaches in my head, just someone to train them, and someone they ...
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courage, duty, honor, valor, courage, determination ...- the main signs of intoxication.
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best friend beautiful women shoes - adhesive tape.
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Big Girls Do not Cry.They eat.
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troubles lurk everywhere, but the most cunning of them travel with you.
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think that you are not wanted?Then try to go to sleep during the day.You are called ALL.Even those with whom you are unfamiliar.
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feel the pain of being a woman, when in front of you ten shades of red nail polish, and it's not like you have to.
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The girl, as a rule, is not only a mystery, and even puzzle, a charade, crossword, crossword and sudoku to finally break the psyche of the boy.
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If you are not afraid of the dark - it means you have a poor imagination.
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Life is to be lived, so that America has imposed sanctions on you.
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human body grows up to 25 years.But the belly and ass, apparently not informed ...
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Women are unique: all day waiting for a call to pointedly not pick up the phone ...
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can not put off forever the problem.Someday still have to spit on it.
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look at some and you know - dress still necessary, do not look at fashion, but in the mirror.The Zer-SC LOT !!!
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must live so that you remember even the bastards!
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Dear men!If your second wife is worse than the first - you pleasant memories!
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