For some reasons people do not just call the police.Mirror tabloid published podborochku strange calls coming to the British police emergency number 999.
few weeks ago at the above number called an angry drunk fan of the football team "Manchester United".Frustrated by her defeat, he demanded the girl operator to connect him with former head coach Sir Alex Ferguson, and when the lady asked why he thinks it's a police matter, explained: "Because that's how they acted on the field - it is a crime"
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Another call to the 999 caller
: In the yard of my house there was a theft
Operator: What exactly happened?
caller: I'm not sure, because I did not check the yard for five hours.But five minutes ago, I went outside and saw that he was gone.I do not know exactly when it happened, but I know.that on our street cameras installed.
Operator: Excuse me, but who is gone?
caller: My snowman.
Operator: Okay.Disappeared your snowman.
caller: Yes.
Operator: You have decoration in the yard or in a snowman?
Callers: This is a snowman, I blinded myself.And I'm not kidding.I understand that this is just a snowman, but this is very surprising, when you steal a snowman, is not it?
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caller: Hello.Could you please send here one of your cops?Here hungry gray squirrel and nut trees nearby are observed.
Operator: Are you talking about the protein that does not have nuts?
caller: Right.
Operator: And you call on the matter to the police emergency number?
caller: Yes, because life is proteins in danger.And she refers to a rare sight.
Operator: Gray squirrels are not considered a rare species.Rare species are considered to be red squirrels.
caller: So it is half red.
Operator: Well, thanks for calling.
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caller: I'm calling you because a note with the password of my laptop locked up in a drawer, and I can not find the key.And I desperately need a password.
Operator: You call the police to get the password on your computer?
caller: Yes.
Operator: With such requests do not call the police.We do not do computers and computer passwords.
caller: I know that.
Operator: This is the emergency number, we will deal with issues of life and death, not the computers and passwords to them, they do the police have nothing to do.
caller: And yet, maybe you can find a numbered password for me?
Operator: No.Call the place where you bought your computer.
callers: Thanks for the advice.
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caller: Mm-m ... I lost my reading glasses.
Operator: Okay.
caller: I want to have dinner, but I can not peel the potatoes to fry it.
Operator: Okay, but you called the police.
caller: Yeah, I know.
Operator: We do not have the opportunity to come and to look for your glasses.Sorry, but you have to find a way of the peel the potatoes.
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Operator: Police!Good afternoon.
Caller: My wife gave me two sandwiches with salmon, but it is essentially the remains of yesterday's dinner.Now I sit in the chair empty, but the woman is not ready to give me another meal.I do not know what to do.
Operator: I'm sorry, but we can not help you, even if your wife does not want to feed you.It's not an emergency!
