There are cases where the advice of mothers-in-law for the care and upbringing of the child should be heeded.But often these tips they deserve the maximum, so it is a good-natured ridicule.Judge for yourself.
So here are our top 30 most ridiculous grandmother's advice:
• Nails child should not mow, and nibbling.
• Feet should be swaddled, was to direct.
• To smooth the head was put on a cap.
• diaper wearing impossible - legs curves will be.
• Massage should not be done - beat off the liver.
• Bonnet baby wear, even to the ears were droopy ears.
• baby toys do not buy until, until he asks.
• If the child sleeps with his mouth open, jaw need to bind.
• New clothes for the child not to wear, but faded - delicate tissue.
• A child crying - urgent medical attention, healthy children do not cry.
• To erupted teeth, gums need to grate the garlic.
• During pregnancy, it is good to do the splits.
• If your child has lost his regime need to wear it turned inside out clothes.
• In no case do not take the child in his arms when he cries, or get used to the hands.
• Fleece snot child can not clean up - to shove back.Only the mouth.
• You can not kiss the baby's face.In the mouth, more germs than in the rectum.
• During pregnancy, drink no more than a liter of water a day.If you drink a lot, there will be a lot of water that will put pressure on the child's head.And as a result the baby is born stupid.
• When in the hospital will begin to surge milk, you need to find a nurse-cleaner (they are the most experienced) and hire her, she kneaded.
• To avoid umbilical hernia, it is necessary to throw the diaper in the faeces on the roadway, to take a ride on it as much as possible machines.
• Clothes definitely need to boil.To the colors faded.Otherwise, the child will get used to the bright and then will do tattoos and piercings.
• If children cry at night, you go to the pharmacy to buy earplugs and sleep.
• The child does not sleep because he was down on the back of a hindrance.It is necessary to make the crumb of a ball and roll on the back, to tear down.
• If a boy was born, the umbilical cord should be cut with an ax necessarily over.To the boy was with his hands.
• Fish should not be given the child until he learns to speak.Fish is dumb and mute child will.
• If a child is sick with chickenpox, it is necessary to turn his underwear inside out and hang over the window.Chickenpox wind will blow.
• It is impossible that the child was sleeping with the lights on - eye vytsvetut.
• The child gets dirty when eating, just because of the fact that the plastic spoon.If you feed a metal spoon, dirty child stops.
• Before each feeding it is necessary to wash the breasts, because her dust.
• During pregnancy can not eat ice cream - the child will catch a cold.
• Suspect dysplasia?It is necessary to suck the tail of a herring!
Articles Source: vospitaj.com
