Live the present day ... if tomorrow will have to go on a diet!
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sand is very rich - ate a spoonful, and no longer want.
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settle down?Schaz-s-s ... I'm in the juice!A juice - in the fermentation stage ...
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If you want to make nonsense, hurry: outstrip!
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The great thing - it is to earn money.Do not suffer garbage, garbage not to drink, do not eat garbage, do not sleep with garbage.And to work and live with dignity, while being aware that all this has made you myself!
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If you know exactly who is to blame - not to impersonate.
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only Russian peasant, to change into a home, you just need to strip to their underwear !!!
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Even if you're an angel, there is always someone who does not like the rustling of thy wings.
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The world is very strange: a square box of pizza, the pizza itself round and triangular portions ...
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Life is too short ... Talk soon!
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Before you go to Soc.Network memorize THREE SIMPLE RULES:
Turn off the stove !!!
off the water in the bathroom !!!
Take the child out of kindergarten !!!
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like people who like me ... they have good taste!
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Girls!The best way to calm the nerves after the scandal - to sharpen kitchen knives: the farm and order, and the husband begins to smile shyly.
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man should radiate confidence, rather than financial need, and sexual concerns.
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You never ate dumplings in the shower ?!Yes, you just never late for work!
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If your favorite blouse when you wash became small, do not rush to blame the washing machine.Rather, blame the fridge.
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Come to someone from home, saying, "You call to" let the TV remote and watch the reaction.
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husband - a person who helps his wife to overcome the difficulties which she would not have known if I had not married him.
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What the guys go ... you will send - will go.You say, "Do not call" - do not ring ... It is impossible and show off.
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likely to get into an awkward situation?I do not know what to do?Show boobs, let others will not know what to do ...
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How it manages pigeons obgadit white car with black and black - white?
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classic example boring husband regularly returning from fishing sober and fish.
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is sad, very sad to watch as the expiry date from lying in a bag of condoms ...
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Oh, I beg you ... Give me a very decent man, and half a day I will prove to youthat these do not happen!
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I?I will suffer?Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer from garbage.And please do not look at me the pros and cons - I'm not a battery!
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