According to the laws of the genre - the preamble.
I - a young but ambitious lawyer, sitting in the office of the client - a big man in this town.The client is distracted by an incoming call - the big man from the regional administration.
- Yes, hello.Official delegation ***?(Called the capital of a great and proud province in one of the foreign countries, so beloved by our officials) do not, I will not go, dofiga Affairs.
- Governor rides?It is necessary that our holding was presented?- Close the tube by hand.I:
- Will you go?
I: - Go!
He in a tube:
- No, I can not.My lawyer will go, okay?
So I came to the company with "the best people of the city and the region": MPs, bankers, general, presidential and vice .. And I was in the band, of course, no one knows, and looks sideways with curiosity - who is still in the company of "celestials"?
preamble.
Here we are in *** burg.There are side rasstaralas to fame: the best hotel, great program, which includes communication with foreign colleagues, club, so to speak, in the interests of the bankers driven to bankers, deputies - the deputies, entrepreneurs - entrepreneurs in the profile of activity, and so on.
We stood outside the hotel in the morning, waiting for transport.Drive up neat neat minibuses where people loaded "specialization."
And then the square appears "stretch limo stretch" - a huge very long limousine, sparkling black lacquer.10 meters in length, no less.
Limousine third attempt (well oochen long) takes place on the street and drove up to the hotel.
Loading in vans stopped, people start looking at each other, all trying to figure out for whom?For someone sent a limousine if deputies, bankers, President and CEO of loads in vans?
out of the limo driver in a decent black suit, white shirt and black tie and cap an indispensable and sent to us.
Waiting reaches its climax.You can hear how the raindrops falling on the asphalt.
- A lawyer who is ...?- Asks the driver.
I throw a cigarette butt in the trash and go in silence to the car.The driver opens the back door for me.
Dumb.
Curtain.
Casket opened simply: all had a lot, and a lawyer was one.Meet the law firm sent a limousine for a colleague - not a minibus as it carry one.
Respect!
PySy.In the evening, the entire delegation in a hurry to meet me.
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