6:30 the alarm sounds on the cellular husband, turn off all still sleeping.
7.00 ringing alarm clock on my cell phone, turn off all still sleeping.
7.15 ringing alarm clock in a child my daughter, all wake up, start a herd running through the apartment, take their turn in the toilet, yelling, scatter clothing.
7.20 sleepy daughter sleeping on the toilet, my husband yells from the kitchen: "Where is the sausage? Is all ate yesterday? Do you coffee or tea? But bear in mind that coffee is over!"
7.30 I sleep in the shower under the streams of warm water, husband "takes off its hinges" the door to the toilet.
7.40 Daughter pours dry cereal Nestle compote (beeee), chews for both cheeks in between laughs over the next series of "Nanny".
7.45 I steal, rzhu on "Nannies" rzhu over the man, who made himself a sandwich with my dietary cheese, the mother's husband at the man who invented the diet cheese.Together Orem at his daughter, who spilled fruit compote with a new carpet.
7.50 drink coffee, rzhu over the man, who stepped in spilled compote.
7.55 one hand weave braids eldest, the second sewn up suddenly torn tights, leg stroked myself a blouse ...
8.00 son woke up, asked to her mother on the handles
8.15 jump all begin to herd running through the apartment, yelling, scatter clothing.
8.20 one hand pour cereal with milk for my son, I choose another tie for her husband.
8.25 pack off her husband to the parking lot, close the door, quickly my floors in the hallway, I remember that I forgot to give him the garbage to make it in the trash, piled on the window, open the window, yelling loudly for the whole yard to my husband to flee back.
8.26.vyslushivayu all he thinks about me and my mother's husband, give him the garbage quickly my floors in the hallway.
8.27 wipe the milk is spilled son, put him on the potty.
8.28 dressed
8.29 son rented a pot, my ass while singing his "Clouds Belogrivov horses", the whole nose, I promise to buy Chinese Shrek toy if he recognizes cases where the mother's second shoe.
8.30 comes nanny (THANK GOD!)
8.31 under the window zooms husband run out, drive off, I remember that I had forgotten the key to the office.
8.32 back home, that's the key, the husband no longer signals.
9.00 I'm at work, poured the water into the teapot, patted on the ace, got into the internet, neighing.
9.15 realize that I forgot to include tea
9.20 drink coffee, came to the chief again in white socks, short pants, again carries fumes.ugh.
9.30.I want to eat
10.00 working
10.30 working
11.00 working, as you can?
11.15 went to the airport to meet the documents that fly Khabarovsk flight.
11.17 on the panel lights up a strange light in the form of an exclamation point, just in case strapped suddenly have to eject?interested in cars have a catapult?
11.20 lamp is lit, the car goes bad, probably frozen.
11.30 epiphany!I call my husband asked what *** parked on the handbrake?I tell him what I think of him and his mother.
11.40 Khabarovsk flew aboard.aaaaaaaa not believe my eyes!they, they are!The roots of the group!pretty like that.But how can I without much enthusiasm.probably not the age.It is 10 years ago, when I saw the hotel Boyarsky, fell down the stairs by surprise, but right now Figures!Erotic dream and all of one minute.
11.50 Calls nanny son in the park dug earthworms and ate him what to do?
ask her to dig us more, with half a bucket, because dinner at home nothing.Fool, I would be in its place did not say!
11.55 wondered in what sauce stew for dinner worms, drove through a red light, I remember a string of open mouths, what that bastard dared to horn, opened the window, showed obscene gesture, added gas on the go gray hair pulled.
12.00 call my husband, I'm sorry, I tell my mom that I love him more than he makes me confess in love three times and loudly for all to hear profursetki at work.
12.45 calls her husband, after a threefold declaration of love offers proshvyrnutsya to the nearest canteen.
12.55 calls Mom and disturbing voice announces that the elder has not yet returned from school, but had to come back for another 45 minutes.
13.00 lost 5 years of life, I turned from the canteen went to school.
13.05 run to school, crying, imagine terrible pictures, running toward my mother, she is a noble marathon runner, ran around the school three times sobbed, running to class.
13.06 class, happy kids are going home to my silent question elder babbles about five unexpected lesson.
13.07 so I think I screamed: "your mother *** *** *** which has put the fifth lesson *** *** *** in the *** and *** *** ecology did not warn *** parents ???
13.08 children with their mouths open, a teacher covered chair the authority of my daughter, the boy in the front row quickly outlines my speech.
13.10 husband brings me to lightheadedness, going on the way pull out gray hair, canteen cutletbroke off,
13.20 at work, eat salad, crying, ashamed. Fuck! She said the salad without garlic! Everywhere enemies.
13.30 shoved 5 pads orbit. chew.
13.35 otkovyrivayu nose ruminant bubble.
13.40I chat with a girlfriend on the phone
14.00 chat with his girlfriend on the phone
14.30 chat with his girlfriend on the phone
14.40 came to the chief. And Che's always something wrong time?
15.00 working
16.00 .. I want to eat, okay, sexalso want
16.00 calls her husband, recognized three times in love.Well done!Even without a reminder.
19.00 at home, pull out the laundry from the washing machine, which is loaded in the morning.Fuck!
Who put their stinking black Chinese socks with my snow-white panties and bra ?!
19.10 crying, I remember how much money is spent on the lace lifon husband regrets demand satisfaction, leering smile.
19.15 thrust into the machine husband's new woolen sweater.
19.20 check lessons
19.21 drink valerian, I pull out gray hair, go back to check the lessons
19.25 bother with the daughter of "The Hobbit."What a clever uncle chose to read from this amazing book chapter entitled "Spiders and flies?"As one of my friends: "Primer skinheads."
19.30 in the kitchen rumble and roar of small useful to steal candy from a chair and crashed.
19.31 total kiss-hug, we give a pound of candy, not to cry.
20.15 Damn!Who set the temperature control in the washing machine on a mark of 90 degrees ?!I take out
husband's sweater.I'm sorry, darling, can we give it to Ken Barbin?I avenged.
20.30 in children's suspicious silence, I go, yelling, get out.
20.31 drags her husband sobbing son painted with colored markers pussy in the bath.I
20.45 Martha
21.45 I'm Martha ..
23.00 I crawled from Martha in the kitchen and kissed the sleeping children, my husband and I crawled out onto the balcony to smoke a cigarette, drank a glass of cognac, my floors in the hallway ...
But, damn, I love you, family life!
