operative story.
come today to the RAM.Everything is already in place are sitting waiting Palycha (our dearest capital).Flies ...
- your mother!Who yesterday in combat units on duty ?!
- What happened?What's the matter?
Look, Pavlovich finally ozverevaet:
- who yesterday in combat units on duty ?!
Rises Curly:
- I, Comrade Captain.
Pavlovich:
- You went to the challenge ?!
Curly:
Yes, Comrade Captain.
Pavlovich:
- dead woman took away ?!
Curly:
- takin ... (looks thoughtfully Curly becomes all)
Pavlovich (with anguish in his voice):
- WELL ?!
Curly:
- Nicholas I, well, I did it ... brought to the morgue, there was a guard, I had it dragged itself.(caretaker in our shelter as usual in umat drunk).
Pavlovich:
- you tell me more, Lieutenant.
Curly:
- Well, in the morgue of seats was not ... And she, in fact, - the old woman, I could not really throw it on the floor ... Well, I put it on a chair beside the guard, and she slips ... I roped it andtied, one hand on her passport put in another ruling on the autopsy ...
Curly By the time everything is finished bellow, bellow it.
Pavlovich:
- Not only is it the watchman told jokes all night, so in the morning the cleaning lady came, too, by the way ... grandmother asked your grandmother, so she lifted her legs, grandmother ... silent cleaner thought Grandma was asleep and pushedher legs mop when cleaning lady realized that grandmother died, she immediately lost consciousness and fell hooked documents which fell exactly cleaner ... Medics thinking that the worker is deceased, as the documents were on it.They loaded her on a gurney and taken to an autopsy, where she undressed and put on the table for dissection.At this time, the students came to the 1st year medical-school, present at the opening, surrounded by the maid and teacher going to make the first cut, the cleaner turned his head at that moment she opened her eyes and awoke.The swoon dropped everything, even the teacher ...
After these words began just hysterical, I was already a tear of laughter proshibla ...
Here we have, fun work.
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Articles Source: prikolisti.mirtesen.ru
