lower-level managers play a bowling average - tennis, and top managers spend their time on the golf courses.
And what follows from this?
The higher the position, the less balls.
***
director - playwright:
- I read your play, but it will not put.I, you know, the enemy of the mat in the theater.
- But is not there in the text of the mat.
- In the text there.Matt will be in the hall.
***
hired to work as a secretary merchant typical intellectual-blonde.
- You what?- One wonders.- It is very dull!
- Well, well!Before it I was smart - Business chop off the floor!
***
Russian plumber at a reception at the psychiatrist:
- Thank you very much doctor!Thanks to you and only you, I recovered from this cursed megalomania!You will not mind if I pay for your services?
- Probably not!
- check for 000. 000. 000. 8. $ 000 you want ???
***
-You whom you work?
-Ispytatelem.
-And that feel?
-Nuzhdu.
***
Sam, look at these calloused hands.This person does not want to work as a head ...
***
man comes to the director of livestock farms and says:
- I want to get you a job.
- And what can you do?- Asks the director.
- I zoolingvist.
- What is it?
- And I understand the language of animals.
- What, and you can show?
- May.
- Well, let's go, you show ...
They come in a pigsty - there is a pig "Oink-oink ...".
director asks:
- What was she grunts?
- And she says, "so I recently gave birth to fourteen pigs and feed
only nine - currently the remaining hog woman took ...".
Director by the books checked out - accurately.
go further - into the barn, there is a cow, "Moo-oo-oo ...".
Director:
- And she mumbles about?
- She mumbles that she milked with 15 liters of milk a day and pass
- 10, dragging the rest of milkmaids home ...
Director Ledger tested - again for sure!
Director says:
- Yeah, you are a valuable specialist, so I really need it!Come to the office -
will you make out!
suitable to the office, at the office - a goat on a rope "Be-ee ... '.
Chairman:
- Do not you listen to her, well, a couple of times for drunk ...
