Many are concerned that the answer to the question "what's new".This is actually a rather trivial way to start a conversation.But somehow, sometimes terribly annoying.
ambiguous answer in verse
clues to answer the question "what's new", can serve as an answer: "Regularly!" Naturally, inquiring enters into a stupor and asked: "Are you talking about?" And get a second detailed response "And you? »
If you ask," How are you? ", instead of the banal" is not yet given birth! "or" How black is white! "can be fun to make a joke:" How in Poland! "Baffled companionbe sure to ask the following question: "And this is?" And that's when you can stun the witty phrase: "And who is more ... and the pan!" And let him think out now he had in mind the finance, health, love, children, orsimple everyday joys.
Blank question - answer detailed!If
obviously know - no curiosity, even idle, the source does not feel there is no choice but to answer the question "what's new" with humor - stun questioner incomprehensible flow of information.Something like: "Oh, the new weight in the world!Recently, the famous scientist Kyuhelfigner Tampinium Valentovich, but you yourself probably know, he specializes in the study of the planet Mars ekostruktury, opened the possibility of breeding in the sand seas of the Red Planet cetaceans ciliates, like shoes.As a result, received the Nobel Prize for the discovery of nanotechnology on the organization of overshooting penguin from the South Pole to the North at the time of pairing them with mottled eared seals! "Well, it is still possible to answer the question" what's new "man who really does not care,Do you have some new?
answer to a particularly meticulous interlocutors
If such a detailed response will not suit bore, and he decides to clarify, asking again: "And your business like something?", It is possible to "tell" about their fate.Oh, and to the very statement does not say, and people laugh, and not to offend the interlocutor.That may be the answer to the question "what's new" in the case reveal anything about themselves do not want to.
«Yes, and I have everything tiptop!Won the Grand Prix at the contest in Hawaiian Ice Age deserts Washington!Represented there manually rodent mini kurvika outputted by myself by crossing domestic cockroach with watermelon seeds and adapted for living in space vacuum.Now here is to decide where to spend the money.You will not prompt? "And let the hapless companion now he puzzles over his answer.
A "sewn»
And it is quite clear what is possible to answer the question "what's new" stranger.After all, he knows absolutely nothing about "old" by what had happened in his life companion, with whom wants to keep the conversation going.Therefore it is easy to conclude that to be a conversation with a bore, which also does not possess the mind.Such easier otshit than to explain to him to climb to the stranger with such questions cultureless.And so it is not necessary to puzzle over the fact that you can answer the question "what's new" this companion - lyapa first that came to mind!For example: "Why, in the pipe central heating radiator burst!" Surely it asks: "Do you?" And then the answer is a terrific go astray confused even experienced bore: "No, Basil - bum from across the street!»
can answer this way: "The TV said - Tomorrow the snow falls!"If the court for a week in July and the heat is under forty degrees, a message knocks out of the rut intrusive companion.In its second question should be clarified: artificial snow and fall in the play "The Overcoat," which puts the student group "Okapi in the struggle for freedom of the pony!"
joke at all, and not a sin, since it seems funny
always answer can be a funny joke, if you do not want to tell the truth.And if take a doubt that the original answer to the question "what's new" boldly replied: "The new store clamshell delivered!Long-nosed and sharp-eyed distributed free of charge, and the rest - three and a half rubles per square meter!Do not lend me to pay eight forty? »
pretty creative-response will quote from the beloved cartoon or movie series."How's tricks?" - "Why, then tail ache, the legs fall off.But (and this is wonderful!) Shaggy risen! "Normally, the source support jokingly continued," And now you can sleep in the snow! »
original response to excite the interest to the person
Sometimes you want to start a conversation with the pleasant man, butnot come to mind anything worthwhile, why could begin.And then he turns to the question!However, quite hackneyed and conventional, but that the first step has been taken!It remains only a tiny spark to ignite, turn it into a hot flame of interest to him.So the guy to answer the question "what's new", if it is important not otshit it, and continue the conversation?
can unleash a profound expression of the face and mysteriously whisper: "Can you imagine, I still defended!" Absolutely followed by a second question: "And you work on my dissertation?" - "Oh, no!Yesterday I successfully defended against the attacks of the women, along with a woman Nura Valley, my neighbors in the stairwell! »
Even if the guy was not sure a hundred in his overwhelming desire to continue the conversation, after such a creative answer, he would have ... Well, ifnot to marry, then continue the conversation at least!
question Questions knock
can return to surprise the interlocutor a question if there is no opportunity to respond in detail and desire."How are you?" - Asks for the sake of politeness source.And in response to hear: "Yes, here I think ... Who is stronger: a camel or a hippo?" A man with a sense of humor will appreciate this move, will laugh and try to solve the dilemma.Blunt also think: "Well, the same stupid!" - And embarrassed depart aside.
You can think of another issue that will also help to change the subject.For example, this: "But if a child is born during a space flight in the rocket, which country and city will be recorded in the" birthplace »?»
convenient way to interrupt the conversation at the very beginning
Sometimes a person is very unpleasant, and to continuechat with him there is no desire.Again, to help resolve the situation may joke.Answer the question "What's your news?" The phrase: "Yesterday, my husband was diagnosed with" tuberculosis of the left heel! "Here I think now that I myself go inspected or fall off by itself? "In most cases the answer is laughable interlocutor and light surprise.After all, the word "tuberculosis" is the key here, and the "left heel" lost in his shadow.
can think of another situation.For example, a.
«Yes, that relatives of the Nenets Autonomous District decided to descend to visit.Nothing - fifteen.Maybe you let five of them stay with you for long, just six months?Just a pity the young mom with four kids to sleep on the balcony laid! "May have wondered not be a very good opinion of his interlocutor, but the desire to continue the conversation with him, of course, lost.
