it: Although I will not lie - I'm not in the real world Inga))
it: who are you in real life?or is it baalshoy Secret?
it: Mnu named after the weapon that brought victory in World War II))
it: tank chtol))))))))
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XXX: zadolbalo!Water is cut down, even the clothes did not have time to wash, ancestors piled up and have left food on the computer welled, all infa was gone, she cast the neighbors do not give sleep at night, and all this for some 4 days!And I think these 4 days of that bastard who poured some crap on my new shoes!Come on, what's that?
YYY: my puppy hiccups fourth day ...
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Unga: Drizzt Do you believe in God?
Dzirt_DoUrden: Nope
Unga: After chegoto or was always so?
Dzirt_DoUrden: yes ya..na days went to long-distance bus, where the place for tickets.The whole bus was filled, with only two seats - about me and somewhere in the back.Here come two: Smelly bomzhichka old and beautiful Trou gotichka ... I have never prayed so much ... That since the atheist ..
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Serg: Today digging a ditch for the cable in the center of St. Petersburg,suitable foreigner in English asked where the entrance to the subway.
Ann: and?
Serg: In response, I hand him a shovel - a foreigner confused.Further broken angiyskom explain: it's Russia ... where there is undermined and the entrance to the subway.
Ann:)))
Serg: The face of a foreigner could not be described in words ...
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xxx: We Attorney when taking a bribe was even steeper))
xxx: Denominations are treated with a special solution which remainson hands and clothes shown at spetssvete etc.Short)) run up our children and his entire face is in solution))
yyy: He ate them or what?))
xxx: If) Covert surveillance showed - he squeals with joy "Bribe, bribe" started running around the room, toss bills and face wash them).In post only recently came to .. such joy is not used more.And we all department povypadali =)
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Absinth Drinker: Hey, brother
Spidery: eh?Absinth Drinker: when in 1066 William the Conqueror landed in England, he ordered his army to destroy the boat.He wanted to show them that there is no way back, they had only one thing - to win England
Spidery: you are to what?
Absinth Drinker: Brother ... I understand, but ... I throw away your porn
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Naum Say, well, what a bitch came up to place on the same key A Russian and English For?
Natka: nafig and what's the difference?
Nahum: a new office delivered computers, and I thought to cheap keyboard.At which as it turned out, both layouts are painted white.
Natka: and Th?the life of me I do not see the logic
Nahum: I have not seen it when I was called on the carpet and pulled over the control composition.Then called tearful Marina and it turned out that she had obtained, the stupidly staring at the keyboard, and "I thought it was a Russian K, they are also the same color on the new keyboard."And the right would still director general had called customer "Luzmenko" but for "Front zalupki" I pulled on the full.And what the fuck?Did I blame that this fool was too lazy to recheck
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Kelmin: Have you heard the news?Benq Company since September this year, will be called the new.The title of her shocking rumor ruskoyazychnogo citizen ... Qizda!
Mifril: patstulam Anrial ... I do not believe ...
Kelmin: Well, do not tell me ... In order to understand the mystery of the name you need to know the name of the director.
Mifril: And what was his name?After Kvizdy I'm ready for anything ...
Kelmin: But is not this =) His name Hui Hui Vin.
Mifril: ... * left hung "
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k1lla: tyryhoy! Druzhysche, you left the phone number card girl with whom I was yesterday ???
MainTank: cho?
k1lla: and howher name ???
MainTank: hmmm ... and Cho you pomnish from yesterday?
k1lla: hehe, well, we drank beer ... then mine smoked ... then drank again ... And then there wasSEX!
MainTank: yassno losses ... listen carefully - 1) sex was only you 2) Take the two-meter teddy krokodilla my sister's home and washes his "sex" is my sister, the country
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