was one companion dog.Twenty years or so ago, maybe more.Wonderful bitch Caucasian-alabaevskoy rock clearance from an average bear and rare kindness.Last - not funny dog for all his life if someone suddenly and frightened, it is only by accident, and then - only for its size.
And even a dog has a very peculiar sense of humor and was very fond of their owners.
example, believed that if she was impatient to walk, but rude to climb to the head against the owner - the size of a suitcase - and even with saliva.Possible.With a small run-up to fight this "suitcase" on the front door."Buuh!Wham! "- The one that they did not know?Of course, I guess!How not to please people so smart?
It tyrila things and brought the hosts.Please, because it w disorder - someone is there, and we loved the owners are not present.
so.
evening, summer, quay, fishermen.
dogs safely turned inside of the collar and carried somewhere out there "there."The owner, accustomed to such feints, sits quietly on a bench, lit a cigarette and waits, when it deigns to work up, simultaneously indulging in philosophical speculation.
And then ...
... he barely swallowed a cigarette!
rushing right at him something more like a giant turtle, but with the caveat - SUCH hefty turtles he did in "Walking with Dinosaurs" is not seen.On top of it without heads and feet sticking out from the bottom and not the sides as it should be a turtle.
«armor" safely tilted to the side, after which it turns a rubber boat from under which selected "motor part" with a joyful smile full immense fall."Master, look, what a cool thing!" The owner lights a second and says, "I brought?Well done.And now - which took Carry! »
dog is offended, well, what can you do, do not like the gift ... turns the boat carefully" wears "her over and scratches in the opposite direction.The owner, finished his, makes the following.
is on the bank completely ofigevshego fisherman.
His story:
«The boat blew, going to sail, and here comes the beast, like a rock, but the tail is wagging.I stand like a fool with a paddle - which is still not otobeshsya from a colossus.And she ... boat DAC - and as there was no!No boats, no dogs!I was standing with a paddle already like a complete idiot because anyone tell me - will be sent to a psychiatrist, and he himself has in his adequacy not really sure.The dog stole a boat !!!
But then - abruptly.While I was trying to turn the brain, in the bushes rustled and my boat came back.Herself.On foot.
If a man does not receive the following, I would definitely turned to a psychiatrist. "
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