I bought bald cat - the Canadian sphynx, girl.
Bought winter.
the summer pussy has grown and loved to sit at the window, watching the birds and podmyavkivat.
summer.Heat.
I come home from work ... and I see that the cat is lying in an unnatural position on the windowsill: all red eyes "in a pile," as if concomitant strabismus, tongue fell out of his mouth, as if it fried in a pan.
Next - pretty afraid for the life of your pet, not knowing what had happened, I pack it in your bag and run to the vet.
doctor said that a cat burned (!!) on the window sill!
And it is urgently necessary to smear with fat sour cream.
vet did a cat an injection, after which we pussy ran to the store for sour cream.
In the dairy department was not the seller, and I asked a girl from a neighboring department to help me choose the most fat sour cream to spread her pussy his burnt.
Somehow my request caused a burst of laughter, but the sour cream I still gave.Taking a bank, I, on the pussy in a bag, ran to the cashier, where there was a long queue.Fearing for the life of your pet, I began to ask to skip, t. To. I urgently need to spread their burnt cream pussy.
on it, standing in front of a woman, indignantly replied:
«I, too, on the beach pussy burned, and even thong rubbed, but I did not climb out of turn!»
heard this dialogue, people began to choke with laughter,Then I explained that my bald pussy, so burned, and not on the beach, and on the window.
Now guys together neighing, and the crowd were heard cries of outraged women, they say, we, too, bald pussy, but that is no reason to climb out of turn.
already in tears, I explained to the queue that'll show her pussy and she can croak from overheating.
Hall roared with laughter.
Everything is almost rolling on the floor laughing.
I unzipped the bag.
when he saw my bald pussy, just missed forward.
But this is not the end of my misfortunes.
on the table for shopping, I smeared pussy cream and rushed to catch a taxi to get home quickly.
After passing half way, my pussy started to write directly into the bag standing on my knees.
I screamed to the driver, "Stop the car, I have the legs flows!" - To which he angrily asked: "Are you pissed or something?»
To calm the driver, I explained: "Yes, I'm not, but my pussy! »
driver howled:" Are you drunk?
As I zassatom cabin passengers will carry ?!Fu!And what stinks something! »
and he had to show his bald pussy, say, burned animal and described.
alternating with laughter Matyuk to our home, he still dovёz, say, the next passenger's lucky he still would not soon, when the seat is dry and stinking.
had to pay him for pissing seat.
Pussy otzhivela, recovered, but had to hang the blinds, so that no longer fall into a similar situation.
Girls! Protect your bald pussies!
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