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Cactus collects negative energy.Especially when you look at him suddenly sit ...

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Daaaaaa, love - that's fine.Especially if in me.

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husband - a solid pillar, stone walls and indestructible protection!Until then, until he sees on a thermometer 37.2.

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heavier earrings, the Muscular ears ...

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Who gets up early - the online one.

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Fear has big eyes.And constipation - even more!

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Favorite of my rope twist ... and then do them well hung! ...

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brains, of course, is not visible, but when they are not enough noticeable.

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ride on our roads - talent, walk on his heels through our sidewalks - art !!!

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hard I was very angry, but if you still enraged - all have to run !!!

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most difficult thing - to look into the greeting card, read its contents, and at the same time pretending that you do not notice the money invested.

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Gone where sent.I behave like a call.And why not listen to you before?

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"God, how long," - think of rabbits, watching people.

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Head - a unique person: not everyone will be able to voice his mouth decisions taken ass.

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Previously knowledge draws, and now - download.

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's what Characteristic: neschaste usually obrushivaetsya, sluchayah - podvorachivaetsya, a schaste - podvalivaet.Znachit, nado with opaskoy poglyadyvat nA sky, with interest - at his feet, and with nadezhdoy - for storonam.

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Men need to remember on the chandeliers.If you remember, it looks like a chandelier - it means the man was not.

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Champagne - drink goddesses.Do you know what are the goddess after two bottles of champagne?

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woman without panties is more dangerous than a man with a gun.

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Life is like a coin: the eagle, then throw again ...

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In the 90 - 60 - 90 Russian soul does not fit.

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Shoutout his karma and his luck: you two nasty crocodile, that's enough of me to mock.

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Never put the alarm clock on "circular" time.You's sleep much better if it rings not at 7:00, and, for example, at 10:53.

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Girls!would you please Dolby @ s do not confuse with the Romantics.

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