spontaneity, open-mindedness and a vivid imagination help our offspring to find creative solutions in all situations and never lose heart.In honor of the upcoming holiday, we offer you a number of children's statements that the parents shared in the network.Just enjoy.
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Alice (7 years) writes a letter to Santa Claus with a list of gifts that she would welcome the New Year.
- Alice, you do not just ask for gifts, and write how you behaved this year.
Alice muses:
- If I write that behaved well, it will be true.If I write that behaved badly, then Santa Claus will not give me presents.
As a result, Alice wrote: "Dear Santa Claus!This year I have behaved in an original ... ยป
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In the New Year's Eve's son (4 years) pinned his neck tinsel and imagined himself Santa Claus.I ask:
- What you gave us, Santa Claus?
on the child, imitating bass Santa Claus answers:
- You, Mom, I sell shoes, and you, Dad ... - and most ominous - deodorant !!!
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We have a garden at the Christmas party Santa Claus:
- Hello, children!
Children choir:
- Hello, Vera!
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tells his son (7 and a half years) - Sasha, you write a letter to Santa Claus?- What for?- Well, you want a gift for the New Year?- Okay, I'll write.Just do not show.Then see how he will get out!
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I asked a friend, as a two year old daughter responded to her that Daddy brought home a Christmas tree:
- It is very annoyed that she was not allowed to bring to the streets of even a small stick, and dad can be a whole tree!
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asks the son (3 years 7 months):
- Borenka, and what would you like to receive a gift from Santa Claus?
- his bag with gifts!
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Preparing for the New Year.Tigran (6 years) actively writes letters to Santa Claus.Already three different written.He orders his toys.I asked:
- What do you want?
- New Clothes.
- Well, what kind of a gift - "dress".Order something normal ...
Then he took a piece of cardboard and wrote: "Mom and dad want them to be happy."
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New Year.The whole family at the table, the silence - listen to all the president's speech ... Dima (3 and a half years old) get tired of this boring pause, he walks around the table and with an expression of an actor playing Hamlet, provides:
- Friends!And if we do not have sex ?!
I do not know where he got this word, we, as in the USSR, no sex ... But under the chiming clock and my sister in a fit of laughing, my mother pressed laugh, Dad flushed, other relatives have cried ... The child sincerely
I did not understand what he is offered to us.
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Went with my daughter (9 years old) on a Christmas tree.She saw Santa Claus costume, expressed a desire to be photographed with him.Ded Moroz said:
- Photos with Santa Claus alive will cost 20 hryvnia.
- And the dead?- I asked the daughter.
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Today we had a Christmas party.
- One, two, three, Herringbone, burn!- We shout.
Herringbone does not light up.Santa Claus:
- Why is not lit Christmas tree?Maybe someone of you shouting, someone did not say anything!
Scared thin child's voice:
- It was not me!
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Sasha playing with his mother in "Continue proposal."Mom begins son finishes:
- On New Year's kids dress up ...
- tree.
- On the feast comes ...
- Santa Claus.
- put under the Christmas tree ...
- Extension!
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Son (3 years 9 months) considers candy gift:
- Candy flavored snake, bear tasteful, tasteful Little Red Riding Hood ...
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SoniaHe writes a letter to Santa Claus.Silent carefully displays the letters.Then he asks:
- Mom, how do you spell "diamonds"?
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Dima (4 years old) New Year got from Santa Claus with a whole box of Kinder.The visit came a grandmother.We sit in the evening: my grandmother, my husband and son.Kinder Child unfolds and begins to devour both cheeks.I tactfully hint that he shared with his family:
- Dima, and thou shalt be a Kinder Surprise is?
child, without being distracted, is responsible:
- No, probably two!
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Writing a letter to Santa Claus daughters.I ask:
- What do you want as a gift for the New Year?
businesslike tone:
- Children's computer ... But let me present to his dad and Father Christmas - candy, or something else.
- Why?
- A Dad ... it safer !!!
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