1. When I ask you, "How are you doing?"I just want a little escape from the monotonous work, but you (buyers) do look as if in front of you talking dog.
2. Do not hang around and do not flirt with me while I work.I'm not interested in getting to know you now.And it makes me distracted from the duties and thereby I brake the movement of the queue.
3. Please do not comment on our appearance.Yes, a stupid hat, got lost a bit of hair.Understand, we get tired, and this form we were given ...
4. Stop telling me how much cheaper in a nearby store.I know myself.I'll probably buy it, too.But I'm not involved in procurement and pricing policy of the company.
5. Personal space.You know the concept.So do not get too close.
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6. Yes, cashiers have their own taste and what you buy can be really "G ....", but I have no right to advise.
7. If and decided to drink water from the not yet bought a bottle, so at least tighten the lid.
8. We do not care how much punch.But lacked all the shelves, at the box office failure to do - is to increase the time of your service.Use your head.And if you have a certain amount in your pocket, do not be lazy to count on a calculator in your phone if you have enough money.
9. If you go a couple, then take a trolley or basket.We do not need to disassemble the box office, on the topic "Why did you get nectarines, blind kid, if I took the peaches ..."
10. I spend most of my time in this small box, which probably should have been a hint to youwhat I do not know whether these cookies are kosher or not.But I can call the administrator to understand.Does this help you and those who are behind you?
11. Do not come drunk to the store.Well, not like we were drunk.
12. Do not be embarrassed to buy condoms at 16, it's better than buying 16 diapers !!!About
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13. Do not complain about the packages do not like to take home from the package packages.
14. Bought meat, take a couple of packages.Why throw Shmatok on cash?
15. We do not have to pull out your food from the basket.Take the time to pull out your purchases on the belt yourself.
16. If you buy 5-10 bottles of the same, no need to pull out all of them.A single.
17. We do not have to put your purchases in the package.
18. If we notice that you have something sticking out from under the jacket, we can call the Administrator and security.Do not steal ...
19. When you're standing in line, you not only unbearable, but those who follow you.Be cultural.
20. Do not throw the stroller and baskets at the box office or at the cash register.
21. We hate those bar codes that are difficult to read or overwritten.Make sure that such was not.Thank you.
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22. If paying by cash, expand the bill entirely.We are uncomfortable with your "books" and "tubes"
23. If you temporarily do not accept cards, it is not a shop, it is because of the Internet.
24. Do not hoard a trifle to deliver it to us.Go better in the bus, although, yes, sometimes we need it.
25. Do not ask us about the actions we do in parallel.
26. I do not know why the price tag on one, but on the other hand.It's not my fault.
27. "Buy 10 bottles of beer and get a mug as a gift."- The most productive action.
28. Watch out for children, and the lollipop is always within reach.
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29. If you decide that you do not want to buy one or two products, give them to the cashier, it is not necessary to put the fish in bread.
30. Why leaky packaging?Often the question of mothers who do not doglyadeli until their wee dig up everything you can.
31. Leave your dog at home ...
32. Do not be surprised that I am now working in another store.Perhaps because of the attempt to meet with me in the store and I was fired.
33. Once again ... Watch for children.
34. Please people, do not crap in the store.
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35. I love the tie, which is included in our form.And I am proud to be able to tie a knot better than most men.
36. Why is everyone so interested, as we go to the toilet ...
37. Do not complain that you have enough money, I'm not a psychologist and I will not give freebies vodka.
38. Old people always complain.It is not the fault of the store.Even if in the neighboring 1 ruble cheaper they will say, and put it as a reproach.
39. Check the expiration date, but sometimes expired items.
40. Come to the store dressed culturally, it is not necessary to resort to our shorts and sneakers ...
41. Just because I often see you in person, and I know, that does not mean that I'm not your personal therapist.
42. We do not have McDonald's in shouting "Free cash" ...
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