main rule of mathematics, if solved easily, so you decide wrong ...
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If the mother thinks you eat a lot and sleep a lot, so it's not your mother!It's his mother !!!
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Not scared to go on a business trip without a daily ... It is terrible to come ... without monthly.
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Kid and Carlson.Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit.Their example proves once again: friendship will be much stronger if at least one has something to eat.
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not get enough sleep the night ... whether short, whether I sleep so quickly.
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Like a box of pills or not, and you open it from the other side, where the folded instruction.
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When you can not complain to the vest, the whine of horrible: in coats, sweaters or shirts.Men prefer to cry in bras as large as possible ...
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If you try to avoid all the trouble, you can get past all the tastes.
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Diet - is when I went to the kitchen for apple and suddenly ate a cutlet ...
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Showdown with a young man, like going to the toilet: going to the small, but it turns out in the long.
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Our disease is the same as thousands of years ago, but doctors found a name they are more expensive.
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believed that to feed a woodpecker with safe hands, at least for the woodpecker.
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said young people today do not go that?So after my grandmother are not the same ... no socks knit, bake pies are not - on the web sit!
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A good cat, and in December and March.
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Keychain - is what allows you to lose all the keys simultaneously.
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«Roly-Poly" - a native Russian toy embodying the eternal dream of the Russian women sober guy with a stable potency.
*** Cannibals also believe that people made for each other.
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Russian team needs a coach like Stalin not win gold, then drove it to mine.
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Well this is how it is necessary not to love his own son to be called with the name of patching up the child named Antonio?
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Brainstorming - is when the cockroaches in my head stop the siege and go on the offensive.
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wise - are those who drink vodka on the graves of those who like to drink champagne.
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If you like to make love to the music, put a live album.Thus, you will hear the applause of every three or four minutes.
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Real men at the sight of a naked woman do not blush and turn pale.Blood face remains ...
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