birth - it is the only light moment in life when you help to get out of there, where then will only send ....
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clever woman rarely commits folly.
But if you really commit - that those that are not able to last a fool.
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to sing karaoke, hearing is not necessary.We need good vision, lack of conscience, and the socket ...
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is fashionable to speak and write "krevedko", "blonde", and few people remember that "Jack Frost" - it is a real fairy tale character, not "the weather".
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Waiting for the prince on a white horse?Behind him will need to clean up manure.
PS.For the horse - too ...
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Increasingly, we are seeing how the social networks women wishing to get married put on avatars soup.
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Everyone who sits down on a hedgehog, immediately begin to think only of her ass, and no one comes to mind to think about the poor hedgehog ...
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No chicken can not so gently sit on eggsas does any man.
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unique twice not meet ....
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If you think that went badly on the image, look at it again fifteen years later, and you change your mind.
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Crackers with taste of red caviar is like "vases" wraparound "Maserati»
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Did you know that the economical mistress cuts meat for the holiday table is very thin slices?A cunning guest eats them spazy five.
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What Russian well - the Germans filmed and sold.
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If the mountain will not come to Mohammed ... So, the grass was not very ...
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think, forty-five Like a young girl - a man and sixty one more fruit!
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Dolphins - generally very intelligent animals.When they fall into bondage, then a few weeks later train people to stand on the side of the pool and throw them fish.
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Portraits Ingeborg Dapkunayte, Irakli Pirtskhalava and Jawaharlal Nehru should vmsete in every self-respecting speech therapy clinic.
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If you try to avoid all the trouble, you can get past all the tastes!
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The child sits quietly in the next room, the more expensive it will repair.
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polyglots have considered the native language in which you swear.
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Why, after the phrase "I have no words!" A man can not be shut?
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Usually girls love dolls and boys - beautiful cars.But this is only to 17let.Posle everything becomes opposite.
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Children listen to you very carefully just in case you do not talk to them!
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If marrying a good man, it does not matter what color his Bentley.
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There are solutions, after the adoption of which the cockroaches in my head a standing ovation!
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Yes, I am not a gift.But you do not birthday.
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animals better than people, if only because they never hide the fact that only want to eat, sleep, fuck, and the toilet.
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main indicator of the quality of the goods is an expression of "my husband for two years is wearing."
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phrase that men want from women only one, often repeat the woman from whom the peasants, and this one, in general, do not really need.
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