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A wise professor once asked a student at the University interesting question.

Professor: God is good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: A good devil?

...

Student: No.

Professor: That's right.Tell me son, is there evil in the world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, is not it?And God created everything, right?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil?

Student: ...

Professor: The planet has a deformity, arrogance, disease, ignorance?

All this is, right?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So who created them?

Student: ...

Professor: Science says that a person has 5 senses to

explore the world around.Tell me, son, have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us, did you hear God?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt God?I tried it on taste?I sniff it?

Student: I'm afraid not, sir.

Professor: And you still believe in it?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Based on the conclusions of science can assert that there is no God.You can do something to counter this?

Student: No, Professor.I just have faith.

Professor: That's right.Faith - is the main problem of science.

Student: Professor, does cold exist?

Professor: What's the question?Of course there are.Have you never been cold?

(students snickered at the young man's question)

Student: Actually, sir, cold does not exist.In accordance with

laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality

the absence of heat.The person or object is susceptible to study

the subject of whether it has or transmits energy.Absolute zero (-273 degrees Celsius) is the total absence of heat.All matter

becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature.

Cold does not exist.We have created this word to describe how we feel

in the absence of heat.

(In the audience there was silence)

Student: Professor, does darkness exist?

Professor: Of course there is.What is night if not the darkness:

Student: You're wrong again, sir.Darkness does not exist.Darkness is in reality the absence of light.

Light we can study, but not darkness.

We can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color.You can not measure darkness.

simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it.How can you know how dark a certain space is?You measure the amount of light present.

not it?Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light.Now tell me, sir, there is death?

Professor: Of course.There is life and there is death - the flip side of it.

Student: You're wrong again, Professor.Death - it's not the reverse side of life, it is its absence.In your scientific theory has a serious crack.

Professor: What do you drive, young man?

Student: Professor, do you teach students that we are all descended from monkeys.You have watched the evolution of my own eyes?

Professor shook his head with a smile, knowing what would follow the conversation.

Student: No one has seen this process, which means you are more a priest, not a scientist.

(The audience exploded with laughter)

Student: Now tell me, is there anyone in the class who saw

brain professor?I've heard it, smelled it, touched it?

(Students continued to laugh)

Student: Apparently, no one.Then, based on scientific facts can be

conclude that the professor is not the brain.With all due respect to you,

Professor, how can we trust what you said in class?

(In the audience there was silence)

Professor: I think you should just trust me.

Student: That's it!Between God and man there is a link - it is faith!

professor sat down.

this student's name was Albert Einstein.


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