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Day 1
They landed somewhere in the depths of Siberia.There is nothing left.Sasha and Vasya went into the forest in search of water.Do not come back.
Day 2
cold.Swimsuit at -30 not save.We put everything we had: bandanas, shirts, shorts.Cold.Ran producer, swore that his frozen sea we told him the whole picture of the port.First, they wanted to send him, but then it just caught and removed his coat.Cold and nothing to eat.Divided into 2 groups: the first was engaged in housing construction, the second - a fire.I got into a group of construction of the house.They tried to knock down the pine tree.I just waved machetes and it flew away.Machetes.In the snow.They were looking for a half-hour - was not found.Angry Victor told me in the evening that gnawed pine.Cold.We came operators, swearing that their blue faces we give them the whole picture of the port.Selected operators coats.Only I did not get, but Victor, like a true gentleman, I succumbed to his bandanna.Still cold.Ugh, what a bitter pine!And Sasha and Vasya still there!I'm starting to worry for them!In the evening I went to the Vita and asked what to do with felled pine tree?He said that a few pines, and what a bad job I do not get those delicious cones, which they have collected in tayge.Ogon also failed to dissolve.But it is not all bad: at night managed to drive the bear out of the den.
Day 3
night came a bear, trying to get into the den.We pushed it back: and so closely.In the morning trying to make a fire.The nerves to hell.And then there's the forester came and asked for a light.Dali.Now oklemaetsya long time.Soon I got mail.The letter stated that we were in the competition for the totem.The contest was that to quickly remove the snow around the house of the local governor.It governs only in the evening.But despite the fact that we took away more snow, the governor liked "those little blue swimsuit."In the evening on board.At the council decided to expel immediately Sasha and Vasya, they still lost.At the same time we removed the coat from the master.For me.At nightfall came, Sasha and Vasya.Smashed and a canister of moonshine.Operators did not let them, saying that they have already dropped out.Sasha and Vasya brought back to the tribe, and operators were expelled.Turns -30 - this is garbage!
Day 5
I do not remember.I came the forester, who figured out the bear's face filled?Fined threatened!We gave him sober.He bastard, the whole brew drunk and went to beat the muzzle medvedyu.A bumps really vkusnye.Otpravili Sasha and Vasya for water.Those first refused, but we still did it.Even had ukusit.Snova all day trying to make a fire.
Day 6
again to match.How can?Lead said that now need the fastest to build a fire.They gave him a light.Now, not soon oklemaetsya.Evening at sovet.Prishel forester, he brought from somewhere round and asked for it to get drunk.They took him and the shell, and a fur coat.Angry forester left beat a muzzle medvedyu.Petya immediately tried to get the fire with the help of the projectile.Hooray!!!!We have a fire!Pete, of course, I'm sorry, but nobody should delete.
Day 7
The camp felt melancholy.There is a house fire, but who knows, as we do not have enough Vasya and Sasha!
Day 8
Hooray !!!Sasha and Vasya come !!!
Day 10
Came leader, asked yesterday why no one came to fight for the totem?We sent him for a beer.I asked everyone where's the toilet - no one has znaet.Kak hunting!
Day 11
gun found in the bushes, now you can hunt.We wandered through the woods, but it never nashli.Okazyvaetsya we all drank from the can!
Day 12th
contest.We need to drink as much alcohol.Bastards!Who such contests in the morning sets? !!! Again went on the hunt - and again to no avail.Something not seen for a long time ... a bear arrived three local lads in a jeep.They asked where they Volynov?Naezzhali.Vot great!We now have 4 Volyn and a jeep! Evening Vasya and Sasha silently gathered and went to fetch water.
Day 13th
pile of cars arrived and we were told that the purely mochilovo normal for boys, right now, we will specifically respond to the Ivanovo lads.
Day 14th
Came several cars and explained that purely for mochilovo Ivanovo lads, we are supposed to specific fee.Antonina Ivanovna said that for the money, even though it is now vygonyayut.Prishli guerrillas, asked where the Germans.Victor joke told how to get to the operator.Where are the guerrillas? Masha went hunting - deer shot down.
Day 15th
Came an old woman, was looking for his kozu.Po supposed to be a contest for the flight, but no letters we do not have.Strange and operators today are not visible.Where lead?I remember that night, like, was shooting and someone shouted "Hitler Kaput» ...
Day 16th
We have new operators and leading.Fight for the Totem decided segodnya.Militsiya brought Vasya and Sasha.And kanistru.Na competition seems I had to do something.It seems that we proigrali.Vygnali Antonin Council Ivanovnu.Posle someone decided to show off to Vasya and Sasha fee.I have been looking for but never found.I remember that before the Board of Antonina Ivanovna urged all to oust her.Strange, why should she have to be?
Day 17th
morning lying in the den counted the legs of participants.It turned out to be A 7. 6. became clear, it was found that the seventh was a bear.Kicked ego.Posle breakfast Masha disappeared.With ruzhem.Skuchno.Videli Bigfoot, someone said that it was he ate Masha.Caught tortured before lunch, and he just mychit.Za dinner commemorated Masha.Boredom began to sing.They sang all day.By evening, snow man cried, and told the plan of China's border fortifications.Boys unleashed him and given a drink of moonshine.Victor said that the snowman - a great guy!
Day 18th
Oh!What a great guy, this snowman !!!Again Shootout contest.It was necessary to find out what's border fortifications China.The first time we won! In the evening came the division commander, stationed nearby, and said that we are sheltering a Chinese spy.You drank with him.He immediately cheered and joked that such data can be at war with China.
Day 19th
What ended yesterday's booze do not remember.I woke up only at noon, surrounded by thousands of Chinese people.I began to find out who the.It turned plennye.O !!!What are these Chinese men !!!All! Come president, scared of the producer that he spoils his game his whole political picture.Came producer scolded our brew.I had to treat.There are hunting!
Day 20th
Noon producer expelled from the tribe.He resisted and screamed that we have better.Even I had ukusit.Ochen hunting there! "Gods" have decided to help us.Both tribes gathered in the clearing and announced that now we are going to fight for food.Yes, it is in vain skazal.Ne know what had to be done, but we won all, including the "gods" and a group of riot police appeared in time to help them.But Victor did.
Day 21 th
We have a new lead.And a new group of riot police.This is what we found out when riot police dragged us to fight for the totem.We resisted because we wanted to sleep, but some of us cope with riot police as they were bigger and they were trezvymi.Na this time had to take turns in the bags run in a circle.And Victor ruined everything he climbed into the bag completely and fell asleep.When he tried to shake out, he started kicking and cursing all matom.Vecherom again for advice.Lead said that we should "eat" one of the tribesmen.We decided to eat Vitya.And he is really nothing!It will be necessary to get the salt.And Maria did not come.
Day 22th
came psychologists wanted to find out what we have going on.Drunk with nimi.Vecherom came the colonel, asked how he and his division was in China? They sent Vasya and Sasha for water.Then he went to the village.Drinks, and even had a snack.Someone told Divisional Commander, as we were in China.And it seems even showed.It was fun.
Day 23rd
Vasya and Sasha went to fetch water.Hmm, and whom we were yesterday sent to fetch water? Came the police, they said that if we once again set fire to the village, they arrest us.Immediately we unloaded the drunk psychologists with the canister.In the fluid from the canister a strange taste.Divisional Commander said that it is water.
Day 24th
contest.It turned out that the other tribe also not learned to produce food.Lead said that in the woods full of mushrooms, but we are looking bad.Then he showed how myshkovat.Under the terms of the contest, the winning tribe will have to catch the most mice.Nobody caught, but we dug in the snow Masha.Without fur.
Day 25th
Bigfoot came running and asked to hide it from the Divisional Commander.We buried him in a drunken sugrob.Pribezhal division commander, asked where the Chinese spy?We were told that there were no spies not seen.Asked vypis - said that Vasya and Sasha had not yet returned.Then he called the division and soon brought a few cans of propellant.
Day 26th
night felt like raketa.Dnem come forester, brought the wolf asked sober.Wolf's skin gave Masha instead shuby.Prishla mail it us mother and wrote that if today we do not send a representative to the signing of a merger agreement tribes dispersed us all to hell.Divisional Commander was hurt, he called the division and he went to sign dogovora.Mashka in the shoes went on the hunt.We do not want to let her, but she escaped and bitten all.Dura, the gun did not even get that! In the evening came the colonel in a tank, and said that it all worked out and adopted the act of unconditional surrender.Among other items we have annexed all the surrounding villages, and China, we agreed to pay an indemnity of 100 cans of alcohol.
Day 27th
Katya said she knew what today would contest.Competition for the most terrible face, so we decided to freshen the nip.But it turned out that the need to jump rope.In vain we have today is not opohmelilis.But we still won, because the tribe is not even crawling on konkurs.Vspomnili about Bigfoot and tried his "otmyshkovat."But it turned out that they forgot where buried.
Day 28th
unite us.They were 6 people and the two of us: me and Kate.Soon we shall come Sasha and Vasya.And if you're lucky, and Masha will soon dig up.I wrote about Masha and remembered Bigfoot.Oh, how uncomfortable it! In fact, they say it is that the other team is necessary for someone to drive to was 5x5, but we gave him a bit of rocket fuel, and he asked for our tribe, for balansa.Tsely day otpaivali "thoselittle blue swimsuit "and freshen the nip after yesterday opohmeleniya.Nado will learn how the tribe is now called ... And also remember how we used to be called.
Day 29th
night came to bear den.Drunk.Two hours and puffed vorchal.O !!!What kind of man that bear! Morning found leading to the tree.Screaming that will not go away until the bear down spustitsya.Vspominala not my name.It seems Lena.Katya stared at me and then told me that I have to face for a long time to shave.Maybe I did not Lena? I came Masha, dragged the deer.Deer some strange: with short horns.
Day 30th
Came hunters.They told us there were more cautious: they dragged a cow yesterday werewolf.In zubah.Veduschy invented a new competition, "bottle".I did not understand what was the competition, but I won.A leading proigral.Vecherom went to the village to celebrate the 30-day anniversary of our game.It was fun.
Day 31st
came Sasha and Vasya.In the afternoon the colonel went to find out why China pays kontributsiyu.Vecherom drove into the village.
Day 32nd
night climbed into the den operators and producer.We ask that they, too, we have taken in plemya.Kitay paid indemnity and for leading schetchiku.Sprosila that we all doing here?He did not znaet.Vecherom drove into the village.It was fun.
Day 33th
woke up in an empty village.It turned out that the whole village moved to another location.Navsegda.Masha again went on the hunt, because her deer we have doeli.Vecherom someone kicked.What for?No one knows.
Day 34th
drove a few vans vodka.The producer said he bought it for the entire prize pool.And then another and prizes is? !!!! Evening two players finally broke.Cry, so can no longer, wants to go home, my mother called.We had to tie them to a tree.
Day 35th
Those two gnawed the rope and ran away into the woods.Nothing, not gone: there Masha hunts!
Somehow, Mongolia and Kazakhstan also paid us kontributsiyu.Perechitala diary - do not know all the letters.All!Until Sunday I do not drink !!!!!!!!!!!
Day 36th
looked calendar.Today voskresene.Dalee be several recordings made with an unknown writing system.
Day of the N-th
Thaw.It said in May it happens here.The snow had melted all.Now I know where was the toilet!We found a machete and a snowman.Everything had changed.No dens.Somehow, all the pine strongly bites.We have a new host and producer.
looked in the rearview mirror at the jeep - indeed, it is necessary to shave the face.
Day M-th
woke up alone.No one at all, even leading ...
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