HO at menya zhe IQ!

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Guys chasto povtoryayut - zhenskaya Logical Functions verily, zhenskaya Logical Functions ce.Podrazumevaya pod that, chto nastoyaschaya Logical Functions and voobsche myshlenie There is tolko men, a moment zhenschin - tak, instincts bolee nichego.

Primer of life.Ponadobilos vzvesit kota.Potomu chto OH razelsya, ego nado prinuditelno hudet, a znachit, trebuetsya sledit za vesom zhivotnogo.

HOW vzvesit kota?Yes ochen prosto, I reshil.Potomu chto menya have - vysshee tehnicheskoe obrazovanie plus IQ, kotorye zashkalivaet dazhe za IQ Sheron Stoun.

Beretsya bezmen.Beretsya hozyaystvennaya sumka with ruchkami.Vzveshivaetsya.Beretsya kot and sazhaetsya bag.Teper ostalos vzvesit kota in sumke and vychest Weight of the shipping bag.Cherta a large screen!At the moment podnyatiya kot bags ottuda vyprygivaet and unositsya in golubuyu dal koridora, nepreryvno materyas.

HO have menya zhe IQ!

Beretsya sportivnaya sumka with molniey.Vzveshivaetsya.Tuda zapihivaetsya kot.Primerno polchasa zapihivaetsya.Potomu chto puzyrek with perikisyu vodoroda zakonchilsya and prihoditsya prizhigat rany zelenkoy.Nakonets molniya zakryvaetsya, nevziraya nA protesty kota.Vzveshivaetsya.Kot diko betsya in sumke, poetomu ego Weight of the shipping fiksiruetsya From minus five plus soroka do.Tak ne goditsya!

HO have menya zhe IQ!There is in the dome and drugie vesy - napolnye elektronnye!Stavitsya sumka at them with a beating kotom.Potomu chto vverh down emu poprygat nA vesah uzhe ne udastsya!And pravilno, ne udaetsya, poetomu kot prygaet vbok and sumka All vremya padaet with vesov.Weight of the shipping zafiksirovan mezhdu dvadtsatyu and vosemyudesyatyu kilogrammami.Pravda, vosemdesyat - IT vrode moy Weight of the shipping, potomu chto uderzhivaya bag I got up sluchayno nA vesy.

HO have menya zhe IQ!Resheno chto in usloviyah svobodnogo obitaniya kot perestanet materitsya and metatsya.Kot dostaetsya out of the bag, emu skarmlivaetsya chto-and verily vkusnoe kot prosto stavitsya nA elektronnye vesy.ANSWER bags.HO bez bags kotu neinteresno.Poetomu HOW I tolko otpuskayu hands - kot ischezaet in goluboy dali koridora, All tak zhe vyskazav All OBO unto me, chto dumaet.Weight of the shipping kota - 0 0 grammov kilogrammov.Polegchal, bedolaga.

In etot moment of magazina vernulas zhena.Poslushala moy gorestny rasskaz.Vstala nA elektronnye vesy, zapisala Specifications.Vzyala nA hand kota, vstala nA vesy him.From obschego vesa vychla svoy.Weight of the shipping Poluchila tochny kota.Kot was dovolen and murlykal.Weight of the shipping was opredelen sovershenno tochno.

Kakoy vyvod of etoy nemudrenoy istorii?Of easy.Muzhskaya Logical Functions - ona luchshe.Potomu chto men like sami sebe sozdavat trudnosti, a znachit, zakalyayut takim obrazom volyu.

Kot this vyvodom, pravda, ne soglasen.HO kto ego sprashivaet, tolstogo uvalnya? !!

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