Love makes a person cleaner.At the very least, it makes wash, shave and wash socks.
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Few people know that the teachers after the exam behave just like the bride and groom after the wedding - consider gifts.
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Vodka to our - it's the same thing as a psychoanalyst for Americans
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They passed his happiness?Dont be upset.Around much of others!
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best way to meet the neighbors - get stuck in a car in the yard
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How can you distinguish caution from cowardice?Very simply, if we are afraid, it is careful, and if others - cowardice.
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They passed his happiness?Dont be upset.Around much of others!
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in each cabin - its Kama Sutra!
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We have more respect than those who wrote the program, and those who break them.
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always wanted to find my only man who will solve my problems ... Later I realized that before he came I did not have any problems.
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In any situation, the choice is yours - you either walk in the rain, or just under it gets wet.
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who does not smoke or drink - home of razvezet.
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can not deny yourself - a favorite!Makaroshek wanted ... - bought a ticket to Italy.
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one who searches always finds!It is true that often is not what he was looking for.
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not easy to trust a man who alleges that he is not married and sees you in your future life partner, if you had saved in the phone under the name "Water" ..
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Man - the onlyrepresentative of the class of mammals that uses law enforcement agencies, to devour their own kind.
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If the day unscrew a light bulb in the refrigerator, you can eat quietly at night.
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Tetris - a vital game, in fact it shows how shitty could be in the future, if at the start natupit
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Love always goes in English.It likes to stay up late hope.
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Seven years ago, naively thought that my husband offered me his hand and heart, as it turned out - a plate and a mop.
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Well this is how much health you need to go to doctors!
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If there was the International Day of the Goat, every woman would have found someone to congratulate.
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