Parking at the supermarket.From the store guy rolls typical brother, armed pivasikom.Open the driver's door of the jeep sickly, sits behind the wheel, lights, cut in Mouzon and starts drinking.
On the opposite side is the crew of the traffic police.Man sweeping gesture salute them out of the window and passes the bottle tasty sip to the health of our gallant traffic police.Type toast:
- For zero ppm!
seeing a blatant disgrace, one of gaytsov suited to the jeep and begins to demand driver's documents, drinking and driving.Man sends his softly:
- Chief, are we going somewhere?This parking.I'm not going and not going to go!I sit, not bothering anyone, Muzychko polish beer.In the street to drink - illegally, in the car, you can - then it raises the window and continues gulps to quench their thirst.
After having wandered around and locked the jeep did not know anything, the police, with the words:
- documents do not give, you will not go!- Tilts and lowers the front wheel.
from store to a car approaching a lady with two bags and a surprise in the form of watching man crawling cancer in her car.Plyuhnuv bags on the hood, it overlooked the seat in disgust zalosnivshihsya blue trousers and curled categorically: - And now the wheel is pumped back, or I call the prosecutor's office!
flushed with exertion police unbent, more turns purple from such insolence and was trying to mumble, they say, wanted to draw the driver that he was drunk and blah, blah, blah, I resisted.
Meanwhile mate smartly jumps out of the car and opens the trunk with the words:
- Honey, do not touch it, I did!- Ship the packages in a jeep.
ochuhalsya A policeman begins nehilo nasedat lady that her husband, the driver is drinking and driving, it should be involved.The woman did not hesitate:
- It is not the driver!He is my husband!He has no rights at all!He is colorblind.I ride my car!You will be examined thoroughly first, and then to do business.Or loading up or I'm calling the duty of the city!This arbitrariness, wheels down!And that was pumped, as it should be!
mate, climbing into the passenger seat, looked pityingly at gaytsy:
- You it is better not to argue!She is the director of the security agency, the laws and knows she has a bit of Sambo!And I really - colorblind.
Then all the drivers in the parking lot with pleasure watched as police carried out translational movements at the wheel of the jeep.I inflate the pressure Meryl.When the tire was inflated, and Amazon famously taxied for departure from the parking lot, her car accompanied with friendly honks.
Articles Source: 100story.ru
