Hope Babkin, Alla Pugacheva, Alain Sviridov ... In contrast to the Russian stars Angelina Jolie did not adopt children, but go beyond them in marriage.
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How to go into the army - so no one.How thump February 23 - because all the defenders.
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letter "Y" in a red triangle on the rear window of the car means a lot: the "fool" and "From the m ... Duck hear," and even "I learned something, and you, as he wasboor, so he'll stay "
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Most women buy clothes they like;minority buys what it is.
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If you came across ads like "Buy a car now. The benefits of 100 thousand rubles!"- Remember, we are not talking about your benefits.
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gnaw granite science by many, but not all of its bite.
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be a boy - the issue of sex.Being a man - a question of age.Being a gentleman - a matter of choice.Be m..dakom - no question.
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said that the cartoons do not affect the life.But many people still eat a sausage sandwich down because one cat said so delicious.
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When one looks enthusiastic idiot, most of all, he's an idiot is.
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cockroaches in my head each builds itself.
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Butterfly - a caterpillar in his old age.
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know what are genera?Prematurely, normal, late and unexpected.
Premature birth - a birth in two months ... before the wedding.
normal childbirth - these are the families through ... Two months after the wedding.
late childbirth - these are the families ten months ... after the divorce.
and unexpected childbirth - when it gives birth to a mother-in-law ....
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What kind of threat, "Look at me!"?Himself in his look!
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Things we throw a pity - the trash.
That did not have the heart to throw parents - vintage.
What regretted throw grandparents - antiques.
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Black Day - is when everything is as usual, but do not feel sorry stash ...
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best to raise a man from the sofa outside tripped alarm ...
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One and the sameget bored, but do bad things - there is no ...
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Shallow Hal - fell in love with a goat kid ...
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Because condoms are obtained good balls, but balls of condoms - as anot very ...
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sex before you are helping each other undress, after sex you put only himself.
Moral: in life no one will help you when you poimeyut.
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