Everyone knows that to lie - it is bad, but as a rule, to tell the truth - even worse.
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All the time, I want to ask my cat - fish at the Palacio tastier than in the bowl?
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Russian answer to Shakespeare's question - "To be or not to be?" Is simple - "Was - was not!ยป
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Man to man - a brother, a friend and everything else that flies, runs, crawls, flies, barks, grunts and bleats
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Strange people these parents: first punish, scold, and then proudly tell friends:
- My something yesterday that uchudil!Guessed because ...
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the New Year all eighteen girl wondering.A thirty realize that not guessed.
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"Seven of one does not expect" at the hospital - this is when the nurses start operation without the surgeon.
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Save up for a rainy day is impossible.After a rainy day - it ends when all the accumulated even on a rainy day.
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free man can not be a slave.Even God.
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throw cigarette butts out the window - bad form.They may fall on good people, who wrote under the windows.
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diamond that had fallen into the mud, still remains the jewel, and the dust that rose to the heavens, and remains dust.
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We have three seasons: 1) "Do not open the windows, and so hot" 2) "Do not open the windows, and so cold," 3) "Do not open the windows, and so it is normal"
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Childhood men ends when age, expressed in years, it is longer than the length of the penis is erect, expressed in centimeters.
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Virginity as a voucher - is given once.Someone sold it, someone to invest, and someone stupidly lost.
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If a man - a goat, it does not matter under what zodiac sign he was born.
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most useful thing in the house - a husband guilty.
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need divorced peacefully ... Globe in his hands and let him go in peace !!!
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Too many people now spend money they have not earned, to the things that they do not need, to impress people they do not like.
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And if I have pain in the ass, is a surgeon or a neurologist?
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drove the bus without paying.I - Bunny!
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inscription on a pack of cigarettes "Smoking leads to a slow and painful death", as it warns you that all the others will die fast and fun.
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overflowing with patience?Buy a bucket!
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Days creeping, crawling ... A look back - a year passed.
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Oh, I beg you ... Give me a very decent man, and half a day I will prove to you that these do not happen!
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phrases "Everything in life you have to try" and "Once pid..ras not" come up with one and the same person.
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Discussion on the Internet often resembles a stool - someone shits and left, while others sit, dig, arguing ...
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No money for new clothes?Shift work!In the new work your old clothes will be like new!
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Women are smarter than men, or would pay for sex they are.
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If she tries to keep her virginity before the wedding, she has a lot of chances to keep it until retirement.
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Be intelligent - not to say "stupid p..zda" and "naive hole."
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Married women have sex and a half times less likely than their husbands, but longer!
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