He eats - you're ready, it is - you erase He litters - you clean.And what would we do without men?
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marriage - is not marital status .... This medal.It is called "For Courage".
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Break brain Apothecary: Ask contex, coldrex, kotex, cornex and sorbex!
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biggest mark in the hearts of people left surgeons.
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When you see that for you in the search box appends Google, forgetting she was looking for.
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That men need «Bentley» and «Maserati», to emphasize their importance and a woman, even a broom looks spectacular !!!
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finished molestation apology can hurt any woman.
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Male snoring nature intended to ensure that a woman is not too upset when her husband comes home at night.
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Before you go searching for the ideal man, you need to think about how to live with it then jerk.
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Judging by the smell in the subways - people are very afraid to go there ...
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Ladies!Lack of spirituality always leads to the beginning of the end!
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is a woman to take Men's castle, she immediately begins her arrange well.
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Gentleman - a man who speaks only about the former well
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This winter they - Santa Claus, and in summer, a photographer and a monkey !!!
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For while the Americans shout «O my God!», Russian manage to steer.
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say if you dream about someone, he thinks about you before bedtime.Johnny Depp was not expecting ...
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worst thing in the taiga - the gray wolf, brown bear and blue foresters.
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The night crept into his head scary thought.The fact that someone once made alternative Odnoklassnikam.ru - Lyubovniki.ru.A terrible place to be!Especially in the "Lovers of your lovers."Especially when there are all of the same muzzle ...
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on a culinary magazine is 12+ mark.What?That there?Naked Chicken?
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While you stand to face your past, you stand there ... sing for your future!
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to a series of age-old question "Who is guilty?"what should I do?"woman added - "How do I look?".
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Awesome thing intercom!While her husband climbs the stairs wife time to turn off the computer and TV, povyazyat apron, put up ... and is such a poor dish washing ...
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For some women, beauty secrets and more secrets ...
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If a person lives a goat, it does not matter under what sign he was born.
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in hell every night you need to fill a new duvet cover.
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well-bred man will never be shamelessly staring at his feet companion dressed in a miniskirt, and try to do something to the lady bent.
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Kutuzov Moscow burned-hero.I burnt burgers, once a sheep rukozhopaya.
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Men are three types ...
1. hug and cry
2. hug and sleep
3. withdraw and neighing ..
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He thought that I was notI know how to play pool!... Played in the desire ... HA !!!- Now it is ... heels in pharmacy ..... for seals ...
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How to explain to the child that if my mother dressed as a nurse, the pope is not bad, right?
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