This story happened to my friends.He met my friend with the beautiful maiden, fell in love with it and immediately willed.Maid my friend also liked, but she honestly warned that she is married and her husband works in the riot police.My friend decided to show the girl how macho he is, and that he was not afraid of anything.
They met secretly about a month, and once a girl my friend calls and says: "Come to me this night, my sent on a business trip."Well, my friend, without hesitation, bought a bottle of wine, condoms and went to visit his mistress.
drank, smoked, do wild carnal pleasures and then ... Whoops - a knock at the door.And so, like the mammoth stands outside the door.Following this roar is heard: "My wife! Open up, damn it, I'm here!"
A friend of mine, with wild eyes in horror, starts to rush through the apartment in search of shelter and nowhere can find it.Without thinking, he grabbed an armful of clothes in the bathroom and flies.His wife, meanwhile, also all white with terror, opens the door.On the eve of her husband is - policeman, smashed, with a bottle of vodka in his hand, and broadcasts to the whole staircase, which, they say, he was sent on a business trip, but then returned for unknown reasons.And he adds:
- All let go to sleep, but first it is necessary for the army ... ...
My friend just ducked into the toilet.Drunken policeman - this is not a joke.
Apparently, in an emergency brain my friend earned a hundred times faster, and he found the same way out.Since the toilet was narrow and not fashioned tiles, he took off his socks and resting his hands and feet in the wall like Spiderman, climbed up to the ceiling.And the house of Stalin - a decent ceiling height.He climbed it, then sits and neither alive nor dead from fear.
wife, meanwhile, tries to put her husband to bed drunk, that he forgot the toilet.But apparently, the riot police very much wanted to relieve himself, and he still went by and large.I turn on the lights, open the door (at a time when his wife saw that no one in the bathroom, she swung from a surplus of adrenaline).The policeman took off his pants and sat on the toilet.And she sits quietly - it is your doing.A friend of mine hung under the ceiling, and understand - what is n ... pepper, if there noticing.
And it happened.Policeman, in ecstasy after another effort looked up to heaven and saw ... I saw a miracle and has carried it instantly.Then he hiccupped - whether from fear or surprise - and fainted.
My friend, knowing that this is his only chance to escape, a bullet flew out of the closet and sped off in the direction of the staircase.Ochuhalsya policeman in a minute, but the ceiling was empty ...
Happy End: The husband-policeman stopped drinking.Wife riot policeman stopped him to change.Now my friend is gray, and half goes to the girls met only after making sure that they are free.
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