We have Chicago Korean bathhouses are very popular among the Russian-speaking population.Clean, plenty of steam rooms with different bells and whistles, and most importantly - affordable prices.And the payment is not hourly, and once paid and stay at least a day, they are working around the clock.
Here are two pepper, Jack and Valerie accidentally met and hung out there until late at night.
theory in the bath can not drink, but who will check that the healing of the gulls in your thermos?Gulls both had V.S.O.P.and nearly liter thermos, so the conversation flowed smoothly.
First tried to boast of new iPhones, but failed: iPhones were completely identical, the latest model of the same.Then Jack boasted that recently moved into a new house.Well, not the house, as well, townhouse, half of Chicago so built up.Storey nedodomik close between the two the same, at the bottom of the garage and living room with kitchen, upstairs bedroom.Valera reasonably noticed that he had a town house has eight years as.
also talked about wives.Jack boasted that his Tanya began to go to fitness and now fit in the clothes of the fourth dimension.Valera could answer, his Natasha, without any fitness of the fourth size never get out, but chose to remain silent.He and so not much like the look that Jack sometimes throws at Natasha.No, of course he completely trusted his wife, but with such a friend as Jack, better safe than sorry.
in a thermos was still, when they decided to dress up and went home.It was not easy, in the locker room floor with suspicion reared up, his trousers grew four leg.The friends still coped raspihali pockets iPhones, thus inadvertently exchanged them, and that was the impetus for further developments.Valera on autopilot drove up to the house, drove the car into the garage, I realized that the second floor he did not climb the stairs, and fell asleep on the couch in the living room.
Zhenya get harder.He autopilot to a new location has not yet been configured.Around the darkness and gloom, all streets look the same, but in two instances, the devil knows where to go.In such situations, a person comes to the aid of machinery.Jack pulls iPhone (Valerín, recall), the program opens the browser and points to the button Home.Navigator tells him in a human voice: turn right, turn left, Jack dutifully taxis.Somehow we arrived.Opener of garage door refused to work, to get the key into the lock failed, even at the fifth attempt.But Jack knew that Tanya always forgets to lock the second door leading from the kitchen to the garbage cans.The door was open and the truth is, through it, and Jack got into the house.Unlike Valera, he set up the danger of conjugal duty to break the neck, bravely rushed to storm the stairs to the bedroom, after several unsuccessful somersaults beat her and crawled on his half of a double bed.At this point, we leave it delicately, wait until the morning and come back to the living room.There's a brutal sushnyak Valera raised off the couch and drove to the refrigerator, where on the bottom shelf waiting for a half bottle of "Heineken".On
trouble Zhenyu sushnyak drove in the same direction and at the same time.Almost without opening his eyes, because your eyes open intolerable pain, he groped his way to the refrigerator and fumbles on the bottom shelf, where his version must be three bottles of "Crown".Valera was watching him, speechless awesome.And who would not ofigel seeing insolent, who at home in his underwear out of your bedroom with his wife and goes in the fridge for your beer?
Eugene, finding "the Crown", finishes off nowhere grafted "Heineken" and already feels able to lift his left eye.But here in this eye arrives Valerín fist.Starting a fight, which is accompanied by the collapse of a light furniture and a fall from a height of different low value items and ends on the floor in front of a TV set to Eugene riding on Valera.
- Valerie, what are you doing?- Sympathetically interested in Eugene.- Cool the sat.No, I pinned a little light to my house and let's fight.
- This is me pinned to your house ???- Valera asks in amazement.- You have this house your think?Well, shustёr!
- Valerochka, this is my home.I bought it two months ago.
- Open your eyes.Around Look, what do you see?
Eugene with some effort Razuvaev right eye (the left has refused to take off one's shoes and swollen) and begins to list:
- sofas Aykii.Wardrobe therefrom.TV.Good TV.Sony, 52 inches.On Sejle I bought.
- Idiot.This is my closet from Aykii.That I bought a TV on Sejle.Sony, 52 inches.You look at the pictures.
paintings really unfamiliar wife, as well as some other pieces of furniture.Now it is the turn of Zhenya ofigevat.
- Ela-burns - he says stunned.- This is me that is true to you here?Well, damn, I give myself.As it has managed to me?And with whom I was asleep?
- I'll show you who you slept - again boils Valera.- So I'll show you all forget what people are asleep.
- Just sleeping, only sleeping - frightened Eugene.- I lay down and immediately fell asleep.Most did nothing, I swear.
- You told me then not fill the tanks.I, too, fish in aspic.
- Nothing was never touched - Jack swears.- I was drunk.
Valera ponders whether to believe him or not, but then awakened by the noise from the top down Natasha in her robe.
- Valerie, what are you rattling?- She asks even the stairs.- Children wake.Oh, Jack, hello.Boys that for the destruction that happened to you?
- Oh, you are exactly what we need - responding Valera - Come on tell me to you molested tonight?
- crazy, such questions in front of strangers?
- He's here already, it seems, is not a stranger, - mutters darkly Valera.- There already seems to me an outsider.Respond quickly, we had something at night or not?
and waiting for a response aims fist right, has not touched Zhenya's eyes.
Eugene, which is actually in any degree of approximation does not remember what it was at night, dutifully waiting for its fate.
- Of course not - says Natasha.
Valera puts his fist.
- You got so drunk last night that even before he reached the bedroom - continues to Natasha.
- So dryh here on the couch.
- How do you know?
- What is there to know there unfolded a blanket and your glasses on the bedside table.Yes, and still it would not work, I'm not sleeping alone.
Valera raises his fist again.
- lunch with rassoplivilas evening and fell asleep, I had to stay with her child - Natasha finishes.- Zhenya, and what do you have in shorts and come?
So baby snot saved and peace in the family and male friendship.Or maybe not snot and resourcefulness Natasha, who are now the talk.In any case, Valera was once again convinced that with the wife he was not afraid of any irony.
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