happened in 70 years in a northern town.Elena Nikanorovna, shone in his youth at the Metropolitan Opera, and then zagremevshaya camps and settle down later in the town, for the May holidays to which our students prepared a concert offered an opera.Management agreed.We chose the opera "Tosca".
For reasons of ideology, all about love and Napoleon reduced, leaving only a struggle against the enemies.Get 30 minutes.But you can not cut the final scene, not without yearning melancholy.Let me remind you, at the end of Tosca stabbing dagger dastardly villain realizes that worked in vain and runs from the roof of the castle.And breaks.To death itself.
On the role of Tosca identified Olga Sazonov, ninth-grader with a curvaceous and saturated voice.Opera diva shorter.And our fizruk, Oblivin Yuri, provided landing.
Action Everything is ready in the gym.Olga Sazonov jumped again in rehearsal at the bottom of the mat and more jump refused.Whether mats did not work as it should, or simply frightened, but she screamed hysterically and had to urgently seek alternative.
decided that the rehearsals, she will no longer fall and during the performance jump understudy.On the role of stuntman chosen Genk Shishkin from our class.He is lean, nimble as hinges, afraid of nothing.To participate in the concert was not allowed because of bad behavior, and then the chance.
On the day of the concert grand diva Sazonov Genk and dressed in the same dress, and they went prepared.Athletes have built a pyramid, then the choir sang "That birch, the rowan tree," and finally, the finale - blitz Opera.
They put scenery, onset of action and that's final scene.Shishkin and Olya marvelous climb on two parallel staircases behind the plywood castle, then Olga sings and Genk hiding next.Tosca finally pushes villain Spalletti and hides behind the tower.Then came the high point Shishkin Genki!He poddernuv skirt as siganet through the plywood down!Hooray!
But what is it?Instead of a normal commit suicide, depression, bounced off the ground, flies a false barrier and plops down on the floor in front of the audience.All dumbfounded, not Genk.He lifts his head encircles the room dark look and said: "I have been killed!ยป
the applause of Genk carried from the scene.
What happened was this - our fizruk Oblivin, afraid that there will be little mats on top of them and, at low altitude, pulled an old trampoline.Everything would be fine, jump Olga Sazonov - have depreciated trampoline, and then be triggered and mats.And Gena was half the weight, and it was thrown.
and he became a star.As Trudovik "Well, Shishkin, your corpse in the play was like a living!" And fizruk added: "Well accustomed to the role, you will go far!" And Gena decided to stay on the crest of popularity longer.He became almost every day fall from the tables and chairs and pretend to be dead.Going around admiring graders and other fines and Genk was happy.
Until then, until it happened that our ill and it has substituted istorichka Margarita D. from the first school.(all the town had two schools - and our first).She went into the classroom and saw the dead lying Shishkin and first-graders crowded around.Margaret D., a woman strong, Genk in his arms and the teachers, and the phone itself.Ambulance arrived two minutes later on a stretcher Shishkin and pushed into the car.
And he came in and the role of silence.But the doctor with a medical assistant rolls were grated and malingerer saw through at times.Especially paramedic children in our school and learned the doctor was at the concert.
Peremignulis they are to one another: "Well, he died as he died, it is necessary to the morgue, but before that glycerin enema should be put to better safety."And so cleverly, Shasta, and pants with Gena pulled off.
He realized that the beat, roared out of the car and a bullet, she even pulled away from the school did not have time.In general, Genk found in the toilet then, it was necessary to his pants something to give.
Ivan Vanin
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