- Hello!Well, you and skidded!In the prestigious area of change is not thought?But who will go here!
- On the landing is darker than you in the hallway.For public toilets, of course, convenient.
- And you do not swear with the neighbors?And then they all handle snot and spat call.
- Something did not understand, either from my socks smell, either from your slippers?
- Oh, what a cat, it is not worms, fleas and what you learned?
- And what is your dog, not ringworm?And glazik festers.It is not a taxi?And what is she, some, all dejected and lame?In her wardrobe did not fall?Something he totters.Lovers do not fall out?Just kidding!
- And you have all the kids rahitiki or only little brother?
- What you have high ceilings!Even Uncle Stepan can be hung up!
- Wow!Aivazovsky!That's right, than the originals without pants look better reproductions ponavesit.And thieves are not afraid, what fool them climb!
- A creaking parquet you specifically to the older boy in your bedroom do not look?
- It you have not pricked?And the police have never been?Thankfully, with a squint his army does not shine.
- And you have sex on demand or on a schedule?
- A girl your already protected?Most houses do not spend the night?On the panel are now oh how hard to resist!
- Give, I'll make the tea myself.A lump sugar you have to save?These pieces are not circular grandmother sucked?
- A hood you work?Or somewhere in the sewer burst?
- Pies baked yourself, or have time to take up the closure of the bakery for repair?
- Wow, what a hefty apples!Not Chernobyl?
- You do not think, that I thought, if it's not on a poppy seed plaits and cockroach droppings.
- A tablecloth you probably rarely spreads?Just two spot, however, in a prominent place.
- And the toilet water so often merged, probably a grandmother diarrhea?- Oh, mushrooms!Grandma has poisoned them yesterday?
- Do not be shy!Let me hlebushek take out of your hands.Psoriasis is not infectious after all!
- Yesterday I, too, have some guests "Martini" are treated.So they have, imagine in a regular Moldovan vermouth bottle was poured!
- Oh, yum-yum, sturgeon !!And how well preserved !!A refrigerator you do not have a self-made?
- Though weak and you light one for the rest of the apartment, and for the light, I suppose, well accumulates?
- Is your husband watching commercials for dandruff?
- And you trust advertising on napkins?
- A toilet you specifically brown wallpaper?
- Something you bath very much scratched.They say they like maniacs dismember corpses.
- A husband beats you?Or is it you make this?
- Well, goodbye!I go as light, and at night in your neighborhood all legs broken.
- I Support the door from the outside, and you pull over, then it is firmly closed.
- How else drop by if the elevator does not choke.
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