From the series "about interesting children and their wonderful parents."
Family: Caucasian-husband (NACI to the bone!), Beautiful wife and their son, a charming boy of seven.Father (called Taymuraz) says that the child (only favorite) was very restless in early childhood, demanding attention, often cried (just screamed incessantly) and almost none of it from the very birth of sleeping with their parents.To two years in the habit of sleeping between mom and dad very ingrained, and any attempt to teach a child to own bed invariably fail: even when it was possible to transfer the child of sleep in a bed, he woke up and arranged such a scandal in the middle of the night that the mother's heart, and his father's nerves could not stand,and small hoisting into place between the unhappy parents.There he always calmed down and fell asleep.
And knocked the child of 6 years.In kindergarten, there was the creation of unearthly beauty: girl, blonde with huge blue eyes, long eyelashes and pink bows.
Minor came out of the garden, was not himself: distracted, preoccupied, their favorite goodies reacted heavy sigh.Approaching his father looked at him a long look, and spoke very seriously, "Dad, I want to marry ..."
Teimuraz realized: here it is, the chance - the hour has struck!Put the paper down, without a trace of irony looked at his son-Six-Year, and hiding her smile in a thick mustache Caucasian, mused:
"Well, what, son, you can see, everything is serious. Let's wooing your fiancée. Now we go to the market, we buyall sorts of goodies to purchase. And tomorrow to dress in fancy suits, take Uncle Aslan (neighbor) with a representative and to go right from the morning to the kindergarten, talk to the bride to call their parents, will woo "...
little boy nods asspellbound, in the eyes of a crazy light of hope ...
Then Dad adds, "Only mind you, son, if all your love and srastetsya agree for you to go, the first six years from the date of your wedding I will sleep between you" ...
The son of a dumb question in her eyes.
"Well, how can, rumors Dad - Because you sleep between me and my mother for six years! I warn you, I'm a big, strong snore, toss and turn, and in general, you sleep with me to the bride, is likely to be uncomfortable ...Therefore, when we ask in marriage, it will be sure to warn about this "...
The youngster looked at his father for a moment with horror.Then he shook his head and walked away, and the question of whether or not we go to kindergarten tomorrow woo thoughtfully silent.
Taymuraz swears that from the day the issue of co-sleeping with their parents did not rise more than once.
Articles Source: live4fun.ru
