If children always obey their parents - not the monkey climbed down to the tree!
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Student - is the only person in the world who is able to remember the exam even something he had never known.
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With people have to like a tic - tac-toe.If you are for someone - that toe, then put it on the cross.
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Study, study and study again!Certainly better than work, work and work again.
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With that for everything in life you have to pay, all agree, with the salary raise for some reason, no one wants ...
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The fate of no escape, but the weddingyou can escape.
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On the one who coined the phrase, "caught a bird of happiness for a tail," apparently never gadili pigeons ...
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Homeless - a Carlson, who lives in the basement.
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so happened: if at first asked to understand that then probably be asked to forgive.
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According to national signs, a new home should be the first to let cable internet.And where he goes - there put a bed.And the table.And Comp.And zhrachku.
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For many women, all men - goats, other than the favorite.Although, by and large, and they are also goats, but only loved.
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How to determine whether you do not need to lose weight?If a man can carry you in my arms in bed - you're in shape.If not - to change you in FIG goner on this normal guy!
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Nervous is not the one who taps his fingers on the table, and the one who is annoying.
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Take care of yourself - do not look at her husband's phone.Take care of her husband, too - removes your away.
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Civil marriage - is when a woman believes that she is married, and a man - that he is free.
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Goats and sheep - they are completely different people.
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Hmm ... Age takes its ... Earlier in 22.00 just painted, and is now going to wash.
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At work, ask to leave your nerves at home.Houses are asked to leave your nerves at work.What to do with nerves ?!
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If a man washes socks, so they had the last.
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Sclerosis idiocy is not a hindrance.
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But, if you look, sonorous definition of "bisexual" - it is only a "polupidor."
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wonder why, when asked the reason for the divorce, while marriage - no?
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about women's logic even speak.About men - generally know nothing!
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most horrifying thing - is when a good woman like a few good men: men hurt women and even rip ...
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very furious when the man - a piece of shit, and believes thatHe rafaelka ...
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Marital status: "worthy of the best!"
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Sometimes it helps to wake up alarm clock, but most often it interferes with sleep.
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cockroaches in my head is at all.It's just that some are domesticated, while others - wild.
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Answer the questions you need so that their desire to ask nobody else did not arise.
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Summer reason may come too late, but the fall is always so punctual ...
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That girl is pumped his chest, neck wear, miniskirts and stilettos, and then resentthat the peasants and only one is necessary.It's like standing at the counter with oranges and complain that no one book asks.
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Do not rush to do good.Welcome to do slowly, to be noticed and appreciated!
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jealous husband in the closet looking for a lover.Smart - the things that he did not buy his wife.
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want to call the man at the same time, both feelings - hatred and admiration?- Scrawled on the hood of his car, "Sexually, you are the best !!!"
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's all say "French kiss, French kiss!" Nonsense!Take, for example, our, RUSSIAN!Ivan Tsarevich.That there should have been so Frog Princess ... To kiss her as much skin peeled!
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impression given by the man naked woman in stockings, radically different from the impression made on a woman naked man in socks !!!
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