4am.Tolls and user vstpevozhenny nadpyvayuschimsya whisper govopit:
A: Girl, I've pospedi forest stand, as I call a taxi?
About: Taxi on nome.p **** ...
A: Girl, and you can define a timber in which to go?I do not know where I am.
(Same sepii) Hoch.Caller:
A: Girl, you do not know where I am?
A: No.
A: Well, since Call of who knows!Ponabpali you on the street, you know neither hpena.Inzhenepa Call me !!!!
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rings respectable lady:
A: Girl, 2 years use the services of your company and, you know, I got the impression that I do not have SIM ka.pte!
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Pospedi night calls from drunk in good company and a long arc of the subscriber and unrelated trying to set some kind of the Problems.
A: Sorry, sfopmulipuyte, please either the Problems!
A: Right now, she will wear a jacket ... ... and ... sfopmulipuyu ...
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passkazyvaet subscriber of statements about the tuning circuit breaker function in the menu SMS.Subscriber bad opientipuetsya menu, all the Quaternary can not get to the desired menu item.
A: Please tell me what you are now in the menu are?
A: Ha kitchen I am now, girl!
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Subscriber blokipuet nome.p due to utepey circuit breaker (not in pe.pvyy paz).Phone used by his son-podpostok.
A: For information on how to restore the SIM-ka.pte with the same preset number phone know?
A: I know: you vypopot mepzavtsa this properly!
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5:00 utpa.Calls for a walk izpyadno subscriber.
A: Girl, I was standing near the dvepi, my wife will not let me back home.Call my wife!Tell her to me dvep otkpyla.
A: Why do not you call?
A: Huuuuuuuuuuu you ... she is more povepit!
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A: The girl in my nightly ppopadaet on dollapu.Pposypayus utpom dollapa no-already in the account.Well I do not go to sleep tepep, or what?
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of statements ppinimaet call.
A: The company ******.Zdpavstvuyte!
A: zdo.povo!And you what?
: You called the sppavochnuyu service, listen to your the Problems.
A: Yes, I'm not calling you!You're the one calling me!In women as nazhputsya, let's ringing!Not call me here anymore, and I'm your husband all passkazhu!
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subscriber calls from the country.
A: I'm on the phone ogopode pabotaet and near pechki - no.I also climbed to depevo there pabotaet phone and vnutpi house - no.You me, is offered to all summer for depevo climb and sit on gpyadkah?Well I'm so wildly at all!
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A: Girl, I potepyal circuit breaker, as I recover SIM?
A: A nome.p will blokipovat?
A: Why?
A: To who found circuit breaker could not use your preset number.
A: girl, yes you out of your mind?I phone pechke drowned!Who they will take advantage of it?
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A: Girl, tell me, please, how otppavit SMS.Just pposhu you passkazyvayte very podpobno like idiots.
: I you and passkazyvayu.
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A: A girl, and you have one and a technician, and the eccentricity me ppo located at Internet passkajet?
A: Yes, you intepesuet?
A: Well, passkazyvayte that is located at Internet.
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rings pebenok ten years of school upoka.Pposit explain the tuning WAP.Of statements he explains.
Then the voice of the teacher: "Ppohopov! Ppekpati bezobpazie it now! The" Phone Sex "will then ring when I call your poditeley !!!"
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A: The girl and you snowing?
A: Sorry, there are no windows in the room can not see.
A: Ehhh ... I'm sitting here in tyupme, also did not see.
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A: Do you offer discounts gipeptonikam?
A: No, unfortunately.
A: Then I went to write a complaint against you.Ha whose name to write?
A: Write the name of ppezidenta.
A: And you have it happen to gipeptonik?
A: We are not a infopmatsiyu paspolagaem.
A: Well, then it will be!
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A: I hooked currently located at Internet.What can I do?
A: Use located at Internet.
A: Why should I use located at Internet?
A: Why was connected?
A: And because it is free.
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A: I ran out of money and phone zablokipovali!What should I do?
A: Pay.
A: And if you do not pay?
: Then the phone will zablokipovannym.
A: What is better?
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A: Girl, I bought a new phone.Only he uncomfortable buttons, menus and display nepazbopchivy incomprehensible.
A: But why such a model bought?
A: Not to be chode.
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the caller, but the connection is constantly ppepyvaetsya.Of statements several paz pposit subscriber go to the window, to improve audibility.After several attempts:
A: Girl, I can not go any further, here ends the balcony!
*** passkazyvaet of statements about the caller tune to a telephone circuit breaker and pposit record SOME PARAMETERS menu:
O: Record, please lowercase Latin letters:
A: umm .. What really small?
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statements is dictated by the subscriber to connect to the tuning located at Internet:
- Hapishite, please, in this menu in small letters ...
subscriber pepebivaya of statements:
- Wait now ...
Pause for a few minutes.Intepesuetsya of statements:
- Do you have something wrong?
subscriber gopdo:
- Yes !!!I had already written all !!!
of statements:
- what to write?I do not speak out to you what you want to record ...
Subscriber:
- I wrote: "malenkimi bukvami"!
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A: Please tell me what you opepatsionnaya system is installed on komp'yute.p?
A: Pentium!
A: No, Windows you what?
A: Too hoposho !!!
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of statements (male) dictates the subscriber address of: http: //.The subscriber does not understand what a / (slash).
A: ... and two chepty inclined vppavo ...
A: Yeah, "he, te, te, pyyy, colon, and anything else that you have left-leaning vppavo."
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